• 10 years ago
Normal is the new sexy.

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Director - Tessa Greenberg
Featuring - Michael Cruz Kayne, Tessa Greenberg, Abra Tabak, Mimi Fischer, Lily Du, Nadia Garbosky, Rachele Volpe, Knilo Solei, Molly Lloyd, Leslie Meisel, Matt Rubano, Tom Capps, Kevin Etherson, Gabriella Stein, Tiara Francis, Shaun Diston
Director of Photography - Phillip Russell
Editor - Rachele Volpe
Visual Effects - Mack Williams
VFX Assistants: Michael Mercadante & Phillip Russell
Producer - Tom Capps
Assistant Director - Kevin Etherson
Art Director - Rachele Volpe
Choreographer - Viva Bodyroll | www.vivabodyroll.com 
Gaffer - Steven Napolitano
Script Supervisor - Dan McElroy
Camera Operator - Charlie DesJardin
1st AC - Emily DeBlasi
2nd AC - Steven Napolitano 
Steadicam - James Christiano
Audio Playback - Matt Rubano

MUSIC CREDITS:
Lyrics - Michael Cruz Kayne
Music - Tessa Greenberg
Song Mixing - Joseph Colmanero
Concept - Tessa Greenberg

Stock Images:
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Executive Producer - Todd Bieber
Executive Producer - Julie Gomez
Executive Producer - Nathan Russell

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The Backyard is Tom Capps, Kevin Etherson, Tessa Greenberg, Michael Cruz Kayne, Matt Rubano, Rachele Volpe, and Mack Williams.

LYRICS:

(Intro)

I’m so chill yeah, ain’t no frills yeah
Don’t wear no Louboutins I only shop at Loehmann’s
No disputin’, I eat gluten
I ain’t no hourglass, I’m shaped more like a snowman

Diet? Don’t try it.
Kale? Can’t afford to buy it.
Quinoa? Well she gave it shot
But now it’s Microwave oatmeal
Drop it like it’s hot

You you know me, I’m so low key
my entourage is just my mom and my friend Rosie (hiee)
We hit the floor, rollin’ to the drug store
Sale on tampons baby, 2 for 1, yeah gimmee more

Crocs with socks
Where my normal ladies at?
Scoops of Coups
Where my normal ladies at?

Wake up early, catch the train
Big ass coffee, wake up my brain
take the subway , save on gas,
Oops I dropped a fart out my ***

Hell yes I’m real
Down to earth and that’s my deal
I hate to break your hearts
But Rihanna also farts

Ok check it out she’s mad intense
When she talking bout her flatulence
A regular woman, She pees and poops
So down to earth , She got fuckin roots.

Yeah my job
Is hella temporary
I get paid 10.50 every hour
Yeah my bank account’s a little scary
Last week Con Ed turned off my power OH
I don’t have HBO-O-O
Co-workers talking Game of Thrones
Im checking Facebook on my phone
Cuz I’m a normal girl

Yeah she’s average run of the mill
She sometimes takes her birth control pills

Comfort not fashion that’s a no brainer
Goes to sleep with a blue retainer

Taking Molly, but it’s not cool
That’s her niece she takes to school

Absent-minded, here we go
Diva cup on overflow

Takes a cruise on her vacation
Staten Island Ferry yeah
Wears a t-shirt on the beach
Self-conscious ‘bout this area
Instagram’s her paparazzi
All these pictures of my cat
If you’re average then get at me
Where my normal ladies at?

(Dance Break)

Help yourself to any of this hummus
Let’s binge watch some hoarders on the tube
I’ve got condoms that are in here somewhere
Hope it’s cool: I gotta lotta pubes
A couple stray hairs on my boobs
I’m wearing grandma underwear
And I don’t even fucking care
Cause I’m a down to earth girl

(Outro)

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