Crazy Mama (1975)
PG | 83 min | Action, Comedy, Drama | June 1975 (USA)
An evicted mother and daughter lead a cross-country 1950's crime spree. They take to the road, stealing cars and creating general mayhem across the United States, robbing a motorcycle racetrack box office and a bank.
Director: Jonathan Demme
Writers: Robert Thom (screenplay), Frances Doel (story)
Stars: Cloris Leachman, Stuart Whitman, Ann Sothern
PG | 83 min | Action, Comedy, Drama | June 1975 (USA)
An evicted mother and daughter lead a cross-country 1950's crime spree. They take to the road, stealing cars and creating general mayhem across the United States, robbing a motorcycle racetrack box office and a bank.
Director: Jonathan Demme
Writers: Robert Thom (screenplay), Frances Doel (story)
Stars: Cloris Leachman, Stuart Whitman, Ann Sothern
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00:00:00Mama told me that she would buy me a rubber dolly if I'd be good.
00:00:10Mama!
00:00:11Papa!
00:00:22Stay in the car, Mr. Mudd.
00:00:23Better not let Stokes see you.
00:00:31Back in the car, Sheriff.
00:00:33I'll look here, Daniel.
00:00:35Don't care about no paper, no bank paper. I ain't leaving my land.
00:00:39Stokes' land is Stokes' land.
00:00:41Put down that gun, Daniel Stokes.
00:00:43You get out of here, Sheriff. We ain't got no other place to go to.
00:00:46The law is the law. You are officially evicted.
00:00:50The hell you say?
00:00:52He's gonna shoot!
00:01:00Daniel!
00:01:06God! Oh, my dear God!
00:01:09Get up! Daddy was wrong! Get up!
00:01:12Quit lying there! Daddy, please!
00:01:15Get up!
00:01:16Get up! Mommy, he won't get up!
00:01:19Daddy, please!
00:01:21Daddy!
00:01:31Dad!
00:01:36Daddy!
00:02:00And all your charms whenever I want you
00:02:04All I have to do is dream
00:02:08Dream, dream, dream when I feel blue
00:02:13In the night and I need you
00:02:18To hold me tight whenever I want you
00:02:22All I have to do is dream
00:02:29I can make you mine
00:02:32Taste your lips of wine
00:02:34Any time, night or day
00:02:38Only trouble is, she whips
00:02:43I'm dreaming my life away
00:02:47I need you so that I could die
00:02:52I love you so
00:02:55And that is why whenever I want you
00:02:59All I have to do is dream
00:03:04Dream, dream, dream, dream
00:03:11You know, I think I'll definitely go blonde next time.
00:03:14Oh, too much bleach ain't good for a body, Miss Morgan.
00:03:17Nonsense.
00:03:18Liable to get poisoned.
00:03:20That's what happened to that Jean Harlow.
00:03:23Plutonium went right through her skull and hit her brain.
00:03:26Platinum, Mama, not plutonium.
00:03:29She's dead, ain't she?
00:03:31Real sorry, Mama.
00:03:34How was he?
00:03:44Mrs. Morgan wants a manicure or two.
00:03:47Damn, she likes Cheryl to do her manicure.
00:03:54I hope she's got the money to pay us this time.
00:03:58You don't think I should look in her purse?
00:04:00No, Mama, that'd be dishonest.
00:04:03I was just fixing to look. I wouldn't have took nothing.
00:04:23Oh, no, Mr. Albertson, I plainly told you I'd have the money next Tuesday.
00:04:27Yeah, but what you forget is that it is next Tuesday.
00:04:30No, no, it's not my choice, but you're three months behind on your payment.
00:04:34Oh, I have more, $29.
00:04:37Yeah, for $429, maybe we could talk, sweetheart.
00:04:40Look, fellas, come on, let's get everything out of here.
00:04:42No, you can't, you can't.
00:04:44No, no, no, business is business.
00:04:46Crooked business.
00:04:47Anyway, ever make my payment, please.
00:04:49Please, Mrs. Stokes.
00:04:52No, don't!
00:04:57Help!
00:04:58The cobbler's here!
00:05:07A new world record for phone booth stuffing was achieved today
00:05:10when 33 co-eds from the University of Vermont
00:05:13crammed themselves into a phone booth on the corner of Main and Collingham
00:05:17during morning rush hour.
00:05:21Sean!
00:05:23Sean!
00:05:25Sean!
00:05:34Sean!
00:05:35Where were you?
00:05:36I just called the doctor.
00:05:37You did?
00:05:38The rabbit died.
00:05:39He did? Does that mean we're okay?
00:05:40Oh, it means I'm pregnant.
00:05:42Oh, poor rabbit.
00:05:43Oh, no.
00:05:44Oh, no.
00:05:45Oh, yeah.
00:05:47We can get married, Cheryl.
00:05:48Married?
00:05:49Oh, that's just bitchin'.
00:05:52What are we gonna live on?
00:05:54Groom and board doesn't mean that thing.
00:05:56You don't seem to understand.
00:05:58You're pregnant.
00:05:59At your age, that's practically rape.
00:06:02Me, I'll go to jail.
00:06:05No more shootin' the curls for old Sean.
00:06:08Bug off, Sean.
00:06:09As Mom always says, who even knows if it's your baby?
00:06:13I've always had my choice of five fathers.
00:06:16Oh, come on, Sean, I'm late.
00:06:18Late for what?
00:06:19Wait a minute.
00:06:20What do you mean it's not my baby?
00:06:21Wait a minute.
00:06:22Wait a second.
00:06:34Is it Cheryl's record player?
00:06:37Everything goes, lady.
00:06:39Cheryl earned it with her manicure.
00:06:43Those other dumbheads just a car.
00:06:46That's right.
00:06:47Now, now, now.
00:06:48These fart knockers are takin' everything else.
00:06:50You ladies are dangerous.
00:06:52This is America.
00:06:53The land of the free.
00:06:54Nothin' is free.
00:06:55Nothin' is free.
00:06:56God does not deal in dollars and cents.
00:06:58He does not care about pouring $29, Mr. Albertson.
00:07:01Mrs. Morgan's hair will not even dry.
00:07:03Not even dry.
00:07:04God deals in the eternal damnation of souls.
00:07:08Mr. Albertson.
00:07:09You know, you ladies are lunatics.
00:07:11You're damn crazy.
00:07:13You'll hear from me.
00:07:15No respect for law and order.
00:07:17John, are you much a man as my papa was?
00:07:19How do you know, Mrs. Stokes?
00:07:21Get in your car.
00:07:22Landlords.
00:07:23No.
00:07:25Oh, I'm off the street.
00:07:28I hear a stingin' angel is in your mama, Cheryl,
00:07:31as we had best follow.
00:07:33Stingin's his mind, say the Lord.
00:07:36Come on.
00:07:38I think you'll get away with that.
00:07:46La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:07:49La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:07:52La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:07:57Oh, get safe there.
00:07:59When I saw her on the corner
00:08:03Did I know that I was
00:08:05Stay in the field, Charles.
00:08:08Why, you crazy damn fools, watch it!
00:08:10I'll do anything for you.
00:08:12Because Cheryl, I'm stuck.
00:08:14Because Cheryl, Cheryl's got a duck in the oven.
00:08:18I want it.
00:08:19Ron!
00:08:21Damn you!
00:08:23You mean you knocked her up?
00:08:24You frosty little surfer?
00:08:25You went and ruined my Cheryl's life?
00:08:27Oh, Mama, I'm just going to have a baby!
00:08:30You can't move!
00:08:32Don't you dare have no accidents.
00:08:34This is a Stokes baby!
00:08:36I smell the Stokes!
00:08:38Sheba Stokes, Melva Stokes, Cheryl Stokes, and Baby Stokes.
00:08:41Oak trees, mountains, us.
00:08:45Mrs. Stokes, I just want to talk to you a little.
00:08:47Get him now!
00:09:02You crazy!
00:09:03You look crazy, moron, you!
00:09:07Get down here and kill me, you idiot!
00:09:11I'm going to call the law!
00:09:13I'm a big man!
00:09:14I'm going to have the court up there!
00:09:24Oh, fool, I know who that man is!
00:09:26Oh, my God!
00:09:27Look at him!
00:09:28Look at him!
00:09:29Get him!
00:09:30Get him!
00:09:31Get him!
00:09:32Get him!
00:09:33Get him!
00:09:34Get him!
00:09:35Get him!
00:09:36Get him!
00:09:37Get him!
00:09:38Get him!
00:09:40Look at him!
00:09:43Bitch.
00:09:44What am I going to tell my wife?
00:09:46I used to cry every time they played
00:09:48can't come down the wing in the prayer.
00:09:50That's why I feel practically certain, Cheryl,
00:09:52that you daddy was in the Air Force
00:09:53and must have died for this country.
00:09:55We need gas, mama.
00:09:56I just feel like California's a sink.
00:09:58Someone's pulling the plug out of us,
00:10:00like we're just going to go gurgling right down the drain.
00:10:03Seems like we never should have come west.
00:10:05Heading west was the start of all our trouble.
00:10:07Losing Daniel and the farm was the start of all our trouble.
00:10:11What the heck are we going to do now?
00:10:13You need a home, baby. That's what you really need.
00:10:15Any one of your dads would have made a home for you with grass and trees.
00:10:19Real trees. Oak trees. Mountains.
00:10:21That's right.
00:10:22I'm going to get it off of you, baby. We're going back to Jerusalem, Arkansas.
00:10:26What the heck for?
00:10:27I'm going to buy back our farm.
00:10:29What?
00:10:30I'm going to buy it with good solid honest cash
00:10:32so nobody can never take it away from us again.
00:10:34You got any idea where we're going to be tonight?
00:10:38Yes, we're going to be in...
00:10:42Las Vegas.
00:10:43Now, Milbaugh, just hold up here. Now, you're tramping too fast.
00:10:48We're going to buy back a stoke 60 acres.
00:10:51Cotton, soybeans, chickens, pigs, horses, mules.
00:10:55Mama's going to sell eggs and milk.
00:10:58And string beans and ripe red tomatoes and juicy tomatoes.
00:11:02And dirt and then mules everywhere.
00:11:05Oh, I think you're running a fever, Mama.
00:11:08I am. I don't want you to tell me about it, Carol.
00:11:10I'm going to be sick.
00:11:12What about now?
00:11:14Hold it right there.
00:11:15And if we have to, we'll buy the bank that took our farm.
00:11:18No more loans coming.
00:11:19Hey, everything.
00:11:20Now, just hold it in, honey. Hold it in.
00:11:22There's a gas station right there, right there, right up there.
00:11:32Oh, come on. Don't do it.
00:11:34She's going to broke.
00:11:35Where's the ladies room?
00:11:37Oh, come on.
00:11:38Here, here, here.
00:11:39Got a wrench? Fill her up with gas.
00:11:42Mama, wrench.
00:11:43Mama, she got more than six.
00:11:45We need some oil.
00:11:46Gas, oil, water.
00:11:47Here, I'm so proud. Here.
00:11:49Come on. Keep going with the gasoline, mister. Come on.
00:11:52And some water. We need some water. Water in the air.
00:11:55Get Mama a rope.
00:11:56Come on, mister. Get going.
00:11:58Get off gas.
00:12:03Gas.
00:12:13Hello?
00:12:14Yes?
00:12:17Hello. Who's there?
00:12:19Oh my god.
00:12:21What the hell happened to you?
00:12:25Blah.
00:12:26Blah, bitch.
00:12:29I've got to catch him.
00:12:31She asked me for her ranch.
00:12:34They did my life for a lousy fifteen bucks.
00:12:37That's terrible. How many were there?
00:12:39There were three of them. They called one grandma.
00:12:42I'll kill them.
00:12:43The blonde bitch.
00:12:45Thanks, son. I'll kill them.
00:12:47You're welcome, mister.
00:12:48I'm sorry.
00:12:49What the hell's the matter with you?
00:12:51I'm really sorry, mister. I have to do this.
00:12:53I have to get going. I need a few hours. I'm not really like the people.
00:12:56Just relax. Someone will be open in a few hours.
00:12:58I'll kill them.
00:12:59You don't need no good luck.
00:13:14I like it.
00:13:20I feel lucky.
00:13:21God bless America.
00:13:31Okay, Mama. Here we go.
00:13:39Oh, how God loves me.
00:13:42Oh, I'm sorry, lady.
00:13:44But you have to be in close contact with the deity to make these machines pay.
00:13:52And you have to believe in America.
00:13:58I'm ready, dear.
00:14:00I'm pure.
00:14:02And I believe.
00:14:07Would you give me one of them nickels?
00:14:09There. And God bless you.
00:14:11Thank you, lady.
00:14:13Okay, honey.
00:14:16The Lord sayeth, him that has...
00:14:18Kids.
00:14:24She's done it. She's got it.
00:14:27She's done it.
00:14:39I'm not afraid, dear.
00:14:41I don't know what to do.
00:14:43Cleanliness is next to godliness.
00:14:48Come on, baby!
00:14:54Tippy Canoe and Tyler, too.
00:14:57And now the two.
00:14:59Come on!
00:15:24Forty-four. Fortier.
00:15:29Oh, no!
00:15:32Lady, baby!
00:15:34Lady, baby, kiss my hand.
00:15:37Come on!
00:15:38Come on!
00:15:39Kiss him!
00:15:47Here we go!
00:15:52Hallelujah!
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00:17:27Wow!
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00:17:39Come on, baby!
00:17:49Yeah!
00:17:50Let's beat it!
00:17:52Come on!
00:17:53Come on, you three cherries!
00:17:54Come on, baby!
00:17:58Cheryl!
00:18:03Cheryl!
00:18:04Shawn, we're at the motel next to the wedding chapel on a cross street from a car wash.
00:18:08Cheryl!
00:18:09Who the hell's a Shawn?
00:18:10Shawn happens to be the father of my unborn child, hotshot. Come on!
00:18:13Hey, that's about me already.
00:18:15Yeah, yeah.
00:18:16What? Who is this yo-yo?
00:18:17Are we going to sit here and spit all night? We're going to go for that rag, you promised me!
00:18:21Oh, I got you.
00:18:24Away we go.
00:18:30Cheryl!
00:18:33Only you can prevent forest fires.
00:18:42Well, I'm broke.
00:18:50Watch it.
00:18:51Right there.
00:18:56Well, we were winning. We just couldn't help but win.
00:19:00We were the greatest God-fearing team of all time.
00:19:04Well, maybe we took the name of our Lord, our God, in vain.
00:19:08Several times.
00:19:10What's the matter with you, boy?
00:19:12I don't know.
00:19:13I don't know.
00:19:14I don't know.
00:19:15I don't know.
00:19:16I don't know.
00:19:17I don't know.
00:19:18What's the matter with you, boy?
00:19:20Mrs. Stokes, this is definitely the worst day of my entire life.
00:19:24And you can say that, son, when we just lost ourselves a wagon load of nickels.
00:19:29Just a wagon load.
00:19:32Boy, we were hot there for a while, weren't we?
00:19:36I mean, real hot.
00:19:38Oh, I sure enjoyed it.
00:19:43I mean, at the table.
00:19:45We had it.
00:19:47Yeah, we lost it.
00:19:49We can get it again.
00:19:52We got to get it again.
00:19:54From a mother.
00:19:58I love my mother.
00:20:03I love a girl who loves her mother.
00:20:06I do.
00:20:07Not my wife.
00:20:09She hates her mother.
00:20:11I don't blame her.
00:20:12I hate her, too.
00:20:14Not my mother.
00:20:16I love my mother.
00:20:19Kiss me, Jimbo.
00:20:21You're beautiful.
00:20:26All right, mister.
00:20:27Holy mackerel.
00:20:29Who the hell are you?
00:20:30Reach.
00:20:31Reach for what?
00:20:32And don't point that damn thing at me.
00:20:33Reach for your pants, you blasphemous rapist.
00:20:36And make it snappy.
00:20:37He's no rapist, Mama.
00:20:39Well, he could put his pants on in the presence of two ladies.
00:20:42And a fine young California gentleman.
00:20:45Hi, Mrs. Stokes.
00:20:47Good evening, Sean.
00:20:48Nice to see you.
00:20:49Is that your mother?
00:20:51That's my mama.
00:20:53Oh, well, I'm in for a whole lot of trouble.
00:20:57Now, the man who took our land back.
00:21:00His name was Mud.
00:21:03M-U-D-D-E.
00:21:07I don't know how I'm going to kill him.
00:21:10Mama, who said anything about killing?
00:21:13But I'm going to kill him.
00:21:16Now, you decided, Melba, that we was to bust loose.
00:21:19Are we going all the way or ain't we?
00:21:21Sure we are, Mama.
00:21:23But we'll deal with Clarence Mud when we get to him.
00:21:25Right now we need money.
00:21:26But I don't see why we need him.
00:21:28Barry, you don't even know how to comb your own hair.
00:21:31Put up or shut up, you homo greaser.
00:21:33It's him or me, Cheryl.
00:21:35Well, it's you, Sean.
00:21:37But I like Snake, too.
00:21:39Huh?
00:21:40I'd hit you, but I might slip on your grease.
00:21:42You cruising for a bruising, son?
00:21:44You want a mouthful of bloody chiclets?
00:21:46You asking for a knuckle sandwich, dipstick?
00:21:48All right, you guys.
00:21:49Now, now, now.
00:21:50Cool it down.
00:21:51Cool it down.
00:21:52Simmer.
00:21:53Melba needs some money.
00:21:54We got to figure a way to help her get it.
00:21:56Am I right or wrong?
00:21:57Yeah, you're right.
00:21:58OK, you got any ideas?
00:21:59OK.
00:22:00Hold it, everybody.
00:22:01One at a time.
00:22:02This is a business meeting.
00:22:04We're going to do it right.
00:22:05OK, ladies first.
00:22:07Mama.
00:22:08OK, rob a bank.
00:22:09What we fooling around for?
00:22:11I got a sure fire way to beat the house.
00:22:14Hold the safe in one of the big hotels.
00:22:17We get thousands of dollars in jewelry alone.
00:22:19That's a rotten idea.
00:22:21How about starting one of those chain letters?
00:22:23That's really for the birds, man.
00:22:26Hey, listen.
00:22:27That's Penny Annie's stuff.
00:22:28I'm going to tell you right now, you're
00:22:29not going to beat the system.
00:22:31You can if you take them by surprise.
00:22:34Hit when I don't expect it.
00:22:35That's how they keep getting us.
00:22:37Well, sure, honey, but buying and supplying a farm
00:22:40takes a mighty big parcel of money.
00:22:42How about one of those 24-hour wedding chapels?
00:22:45Cheryl and Sean could get married while we cut the stash.
00:22:49I don't want to get married.
00:22:51Thank you very much.
00:22:53Melba, honey, I'd, uh, I'd be mighty
00:22:59proud to make you my wife.
00:23:08Mama?
00:23:12I've always wanted a white wedding.
00:23:14Oh, lady, baby.
00:23:16That'd just suit me fine.
00:23:21Oh, definitely, yes, Reverend.
00:23:23We want love, honor, and obey.
00:23:25Don't we, love?
00:23:28Yes, honey.
00:23:29We want it all.
00:23:31And don't forget, until death do us part.
00:23:34That's real important.
00:23:37Very fine.
00:23:39Little music.
00:23:46Now we'll proceed.
00:23:49Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God.
00:23:55You better believe it.
00:23:57Amen.
00:23:59To join together in holy matrimony,
00:24:02this man and this woman.
00:24:09Do you, Lana Monroe, take this man, Homer Alamo,
00:24:17to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:24:19I do.
00:24:29And do you, Homer Alamo, take this woman, Lana Monroe,
00:24:33to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:24:35I do.
00:24:47And now may the grace of God be in your hearts.
00:24:51Amen.
00:24:58And may your souls by him be possessed.
00:25:09We bestow upon you the riches that God has to offer.
00:25:24I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:25:29Amen.
00:25:38You'll be appointed by the state of Nevada justice and peace.
00:25:54Hold it right there, folks.
00:25:56Congratulations.
00:25:57I'd love an 8 by 10 Glossier, this momentous.
00:26:01Just give me your name and address,
00:26:03and I'll send you $5, all right?
00:26:05Sure, you'd love one.
00:26:06Don't you want the, oh, I've got a client list a mile long.
00:26:10They all consider me a great artist.
00:26:12Come on, folks, give me a break.
00:26:16It's a full refund if you're not satisfied.
00:26:18That's not what it says on my marriage license!
00:26:20Hey, what do you want?
00:26:22Woo, we're on our way.
00:26:24I got some rice on my front.
00:26:27Oh, my Alamo.
00:26:28I'll get it.
00:26:29I'll get it.
00:26:30Where'd you ever pick a dumb fool like that?
00:26:32You didn't give me any time to think.
00:26:34Even though our wedding was just a pull-a-job, Jimmy Bob,
00:26:36it's the only time I ever got married at all.
00:26:38And I know it's peculiar, but I feel all warm inside my crime suit.
00:26:42I tell you, mother, I feel just as free as you do.
00:26:45Just as free.
00:26:47Yep, we're going to put together a real stash.
00:26:49And then we're going to buy back your 60 acres,
00:26:51and then I'm going to forget I ever had that wife.
00:26:54Tell me something.
00:26:55I really got to know.
00:26:56Is she pretty?
00:26:57When I was 17, she wasn't downright ugly.
00:27:00And she was the richest gal in town.
00:27:02But is she pretty?
00:27:03She's depressing.
00:27:04And the boys are depressing, too.
00:27:06I love you, Jimmy Bob.
00:27:07I swear I do!
00:27:09Now, at Wedding Chapel Register, that money's just hummingbird doo-doo.
00:27:14Hardly paid for the wedding.
00:27:16Well, if I'm going to do spring clown in Arkansas,
00:27:19I really got to organize, Bertha.
00:27:21Because my baby Melba, she's in my party.
00:27:25Oh, is she?
00:27:27But I love her!
00:27:30Of course you do.
00:27:43I still cannot believe what we just did back there.
00:27:46Crazy.
00:27:50Look at the sky.
00:27:52Imagine what the beach is like today.
00:27:56Cheryl, I don't want to be an outlaw.
00:28:00Look at this damn rice.
00:28:01And why are we going to Arkansas?
00:28:03My mom must be crazy wondering where I am.
00:28:05Well, at least your mama has a roof over her head.
00:28:08Mine doesn't.
00:28:09And she wants to go to Arkansas, and she needs me.
00:28:12So you can go on back if you want to.
00:28:14I'm sticking with my mama.
00:28:16Cheryl.
00:28:18What?
00:28:19Oh, come on.
00:28:21Come on, you know I'm going to stick with you.
00:28:25You sure?
00:28:26Yes.
00:28:49The prices they're charging for fruit.
00:28:52You'd think they plucked it from the garden to eat.
00:28:54Look at this one.
00:28:55Yeah, right.
00:28:57Pardon me, lady.
00:28:58Oh, I love apples.
00:29:00Here we go.
00:29:01This is a beaut.
00:29:03It's a juicy.
00:29:04Don't take that, Cheryl.
00:29:05Put that back.
00:29:08Oh.
00:29:09Oh.
00:29:10Oh.
00:29:11Oh.
00:29:12Oh.
00:29:13Oh.
00:29:14Oh.
00:29:15Oh.
00:29:16Oh.
00:29:18Oh, my heart.
00:29:19Mama, oh, my heart.
00:29:20Oh, please.
00:29:21Jesus, my heart.
00:29:22Oh, mama.
00:29:23Oh, it's locked.
00:29:24The man's pushing into my chest.
00:29:27Get the manager.
00:29:28Get the manager.
00:29:29Mama.
00:29:30Mama.
00:29:31Get the manager.
00:29:33Get the manager.
00:29:34Get the manager.
00:29:35Get the manager.
00:29:38Get out.
00:29:39Get out.
00:29:40This is no P.T. Barnum.
00:29:41She's a freak.
00:29:42I'm coming in.
00:29:43It's on the couch.
00:29:44Get out.
00:29:45I'll give her her medicine.
00:29:46Get away, people.
00:29:47Get out.
00:29:48My heart.
00:29:49My heart.
00:29:50Oh.
00:29:51Just take me in your arms.
00:29:52Be Jesus.
00:29:54Oh.
00:29:55Oh.
00:29:56Let me sit down here.
00:29:57Oh, my God.
00:29:58Oh.
00:29:59Oh.
00:30:00Oh.
00:30:01I'll call the doctor.
00:30:03No.
00:30:04Just open the safe.
00:30:06We need that money a lot more than you do.
00:30:08It's only $40.
00:30:09Then get it.
00:30:10Right now.
00:30:11Move.
00:30:12Hurry up.
00:30:13Come on.
00:30:14Come on.
00:30:15Get that tape open.
00:30:16You're standing in front.
00:30:19Get it.
00:30:20Get it.
00:30:21Do it.
00:30:22Do it.
00:30:23Do it.
00:30:24Get it.
00:30:25Get it.
00:30:26Get it.
00:30:27Get it.
00:30:28Get it.
00:30:29Get it.
00:30:30Get it.
00:30:31Get it.
00:30:32Get it.
00:30:33Get it.
00:30:34Get it.
00:30:35Get it.
00:30:36Get it.
00:30:37Get it.
00:30:38Get it.
00:30:39Get it.
00:30:40Get it.
00:30:41Get it.
00:30:42Get it.
00:30:43Get it.
00:30:44Get it.
00:30:45Get it.
00:30:46Get it.
00:30:47Get it.
00:30:48Get it.
00:30:49Get it.
00:30:50Get it.
00:30:51Get it.
00:30:52Get it.
00:30:53Get it.
00:30:54Get it.
00:30:55Get it.
00:30:56Get it.
00:30:57Get it.
00:30:58Get it.
00:30:59Get it.
00:31:00Get it.
00:31:01Get it.
00:31:02Stand on protection.
00:31:03Take their arms.
00:31:04Let them down.
00:31:07Clear your eyes.
00:31:09Fire your guns.
00:31:13Clear your eyes.
00:31:14Well, ho, they're back.
00:31:18Worth it. How come you still got a driver's license at 82, babe?
00:31:21Well, Snake, what I got, I hung on to.
00:31:25And what I had, I still got.
00:31:28Good luck, little liverlips.
00:31:30I gotta go meet Sheba.
00:31:49When I go blazin', I just don't care.
00:31:51You'll know why if you see what I wear.
00:31:53Black slacks, K-14 black slacks,
00:31:573-D-R-T black slacks.
00:31:59Make it cool as any old uniform.
00:32:01I'm ready to go.
00:32:03Wait, wait. There's a last-minute question mark entry.
00:32:06Don't know who he is, but he's eligible.
00:32:09He's paid his 3-mark entry fee.
00:32:18And they're off to a good start.
00:32:21That kid's entering the lead now for the early lead
00:32:24with a perfect 4 out of the question mark.
00:32:26Oh, and it's a 2-pointer.
00:32:28A good start for the lead.
00:32:30The 4-strokers are surely stoked.
00:32:35At number 3, Fuller.
00:32:37Looks like the man off there's a day off.
00:32:40Unless that question mark can shut him down.
00:32:43Imagine if he forgot.
00:32:46There you go.
00:32:55Question mark entry.
00:32:59Question mark entry.
00:33:05Question mark entry in the lead.
00:33:08Oh, that's all he has to do to really prove it all.
00:33:11Question mark entry.
00:33:14He's down, folks.
00:33:16The question mark is down.
00:33:24The race is still in progress.
00:33:26Repeat, the race is still in progress.
00:33:29Hi. Hi there.
00:33:31See that one up there? See that one?
00:33:33It looks just like an 11.
00:33:35Okay, show him. Where's the money?
00:33:37Where? Down there. Where?
00:33:39Get it. Get it, Gerald. Get it.
00:33:42Get down there.
00:33:44I don't want anything to happen to you.
00:33:46Stay down there. Just stay down there.
00:33:48You're going to get hurt.
00:33:58Just go this way.
00:34:00Go by her.
00:34:08Help! Damn it!
00:34:16Hey!
00:34:18Here comes Melvin. Out of the way!
00:34:20Get him!
00:34:24Hey!
00:34:37Ooh!
00:34:58Oh, boy! My bike!
00:35:02Chainsaw!
00:35:05Police are on the lookout for the getaway car involved in the heist.
00:35:08A green late-model Edsel bearing out-of-state plate.
00:35:11Problem is, we've been getting it to all the wrong people.
00:35:14People not that different from us.
00:35:18Bankers been doing all the taking.
00:35:20Now they got to give.
00:35:23Well, are you for it or against it?
00:35:25I'm against it.
00:35:27You're damn right I'm against that bank job.
00:35:29Now, look here.
00:35:31I was all for grabbing a little money, helping you get your farm back.
00:35:34But we're going to end up in jail now.
00:35:36They'll have the FBI after us.
00:35:38Well, shoot. The way we're going, they're liable to call out the Marines.
00:35:41I'm not afraid of our beautiful Marines.
00:35:44I all but married one once.
00:35:47He was one of Cheryl's daddy's.
00:35:50He got killed, too, in the war.
00:35:53His eyes are just as green as yours.
00:35:55Well, they're gray.
00:35:57Well, it all depends what I'm wearing.
00:35:59Papa stood up for his rights.
00:36:02He stood right up to them.
00:36:04They just shot him dead.
00:36:09He died proud.
00:36:13By God, I'm not running scared.
00:36:16Not ever again.
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00:37:00There's the manager.
00:37:02Oh, my God.
00:37:04Over there.
00:37:05Which one, honey?
00:37:06It's Mr. Howie, but he's got a customer.
00:37:11Blusho.
00:37:13Let's you and me take a walk to the vault.
00:37:15Down, floor. Down.
00:37:18Kindly. Kindly, ladies.
00:37:20Please calm down.
00:37:22Now, just how exactly can I help you?
00:37:24You can help by scraping your brains off the ceiling...
00:37:27unless you do exactly as we tell you.
00:37:29I've got a gun and I've got a bomb in my purse.
00:37:32So take your choice between that and your money.
00:37:35You think I'm gonna let you rob my bank?
00:37:42Daddy!
00:37:45Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to.
00:37:47Get out of here!
00:37:52Take the money. Take all the money.
00:37:54Oh, come on.
00:37:57Mama! What are you doing, Mama?
00:38:00Get the hell out of here first and get out.
00:38:05Come on, Mama.
00:38:06Doctor!
00:38:07Hurry! Don't go on talking! My wife's been shot!
00:38:16What's happened?
00:38:18Please.
00:38:24What's going on?
00:38:55No!
00:39:02All units be on the lookout for...
00:39:041958 Chevrolet Pink Bearing Arizona...
00:39:07license number G2L 068...
00:39:10used in connection with the bank robbery...
00:39:12in Paris, New Mexico this afternoon.
00:39:14Vehicle was last seen head and knees.
00:39:16Robbers identified as women are armed and considered dangerous.
00:39:25Stop!
00:39:45$4,000.
00:39:47All right!
00:39:49It's a down payment on the farm.
00:39:52I never thought I'd live to see the day.
00:39:54What about equipment?
00:39:56You can't run a farm on me on a shovel.
00:39:59Gotta have machinery.
00:40:01It's on a start, Melba.
00:40:03Machinery and fences and tractors and hired hands...
00:40:06which means a bunkhouse and stock and fertilizer...
00:40:10and a lot more stuff.
00:40:12Hey, why don't I drive my Harley in here...
00:40:15and I'll kick up the dust and I'll just make a U-turn...
00:40:17and we can knock over this...
00:40:19Bad idea, Stink. Bad idea.
00:40:21Don't reckon I've been taking care of you ladies like you deserve.
00:40:24Yes, you have.
00:40:26So I've been giving it a real think now.
00:40:28What you been thinking, Jimboy?
00:40:30Why don't we just kidnap me?
00:40:34Howdy.
00:40:35Howdy.
00:40:36Looky here, boy.
00:40:38Mayor Jim Big, Bob Trot.
00:40:40Team head, Texas.
00:40:41Also happen to be the sheriff of Gazula County.
00:40:45I like this fair state of New Mexico.
00:40:47I want you people to know that.
00:40:48I'd like to spend some time here.
00:40:50Peaceful, quiet.
00:40:51No phone calls.
00:40:52No crazy phone calls of any kind.
00:40:54Like the rest of my nerves.
00:40:55Now, you got that or don't you got that?
00:40:57Yeah, yeah, I got that.
00:40:58Okay.
00:40:59I want you to rip that phone out of my room, you hear?
00:41:01And if my wife calls, I want you to...
00:41:05Hey, what's going...
00:41:06What the mother...
00:41:07Oh, come on.
00:41:08You gonna let this happen?
00:41:09Hey, you gonna stand around doing nothing?
00:41:10Hell, man, you know you're old.
00:41:12Come on.
00:41:13You know you're old, man.
00:41:20Don't do it.
00:41:50Pop.
00:42:20Lollipop.
00:42:21Lollipop.
00:42:22Lollipop.
00:42:23Lollipop.
00:42:24Lollipop.
00:42:25Lollipop.
00:42:26Lollipop.
00:42:27Lollipop.
00:42:28Lollipop.
00:42:29Lollipop.
00:42:30Lollipop.
00:42:31Lollipop.
00:42:32Lollipop.
00:42:33Lollipop.
00:42:34Lollipop.
00:42:35Lollipop.
00:42:36Lollipop.
00:42:37Lollipop.
00:42:38Lollipop.
00:42:39Lollipop.
00:42:40Lollipop.
00:42:41Lollipop.
00:42:42Lollipop.
00:42:43Lollipop.
00:42:44Lollipop.
00:42:45Lollipop.
00:42:46Lollipop.
00:42:47Lollipop.
00:42:48Lollipop.
00:42:50Lollipop.
00:42:51Lollipop.
00:42:52Lollipop.
00:42:53Lollipop.
00:42:54Lollipop.
00:42:55Lollipop.
00:42:56Lollipop.
00:42:57Lollipop.
00:42:58Lollipop.
00:42:59Lollipop.
00:43:00Lollipop.
00:43:01Lollipop.
00:43:02Lollipop.
00:43:03Lollipop.
00:43:04Lollipop.
00:43:05You don't seem to understand.
00:43:06They're gonna blow his head off.
00:43:07Unless that money is in Oklahoma City when and where we want it.
00:43:09Hey, which we'll tell you about later.
00:43:12What do you mean, you don't believe me?
00:43:15We're killers.
00:43:16Just ask your husband.
00:43:17Ella Mae, what the hell is the matter with you?
00:43:18Thank God took your sweet birthday present car, too.
00:43:21Now, listen to me.
00:43:23You've got to follow their instructions, or I'm a dead man.
00:43:26Honey, your very own deputy, Wilbur Janeway, says that he thinks I'm an American,
00:43:32and it would encourage other madmen to...
00:43:35Listen, you dumb twat. I'm your husband.
00:43:37Honey, don't say things like that to me. You make me want to cry.
00:43:41I got 12 people coming to dinner tonight, and they were all expecting to see you.
00:43:46And the boys are so depressed, I could just scream whenever I look at them.
00:43:50Honey, they're asking for so much money.
00:43:53I mean, the stock market has just gone down and down like there's no tomorrow.
00:43:57This is no joke. Now, just get that goddamn money together.
00:44:02I don't give a shit whether you invite the whole state of Texas to dinner,
00:44:06because I'll be your corpse if you don't move that iceberg you called your ass.
00:44:11Quarter million dollars. Now we're in the big time.
00:44:14You think Arkansas is big time.
00:44:17Oh, Jim.
00:44:19I'm never going to leave you, Mimbo.
00:44:23I'll feel safe with you.
00:44:27Look out for 57 Lincoln Convertible Whiteberry.
00:44:31Save your starvation for later. The police are here.
00:44:34Cool it, everyone, damn it. We got to move.
00:44:37Cool it, everyone, damn it. We got to move.
00:44:40I'll cover you.
00:44:42Get him out of here fast.
00:44:44You don't look kidnapped to me.
00:44:46Oh, I know that, but I think I'll go over and say howdy.
00:44:49Why don't you call in?
00:44:51Uh, this is car 54. Lillie Mae?
00:44:59Is Sheriff Trotter?
00:45:00No.
00:45:03Don't worry about a thing, Sheriff Trotter. My partner's on the phone right now.
00:45:07Sean, go.
00:45:10John, stop that station wagon.
00:45:12Hey, look over there.
00:45:20You're huge.
00:45:33I'm a twin pipe popper and I'm feeling fine.
00:45:36Hey, man, dig that. Was that a red stop sign?
00:45:43I'm just a solid mess of contusions.
00:45:46Never, never, never gonna speed again.
00:45:48Slip the blood to me, bud.
00:45:50I jump in my rod about a quarter to nine.
00:45:53I gotta make a date with that chick of mine.
00:45:55I cross the center line. Man, you gotta make time.
00:46:00No, you stink, Sheriff. Go to him, honey.
00:46:02He did it for you. He did it for us.
00:46:04God bless you, Snake. You're our hero.
00:46:19Aren't these beautiful?
00:46:24What did you do that for?
00:46:25Well, God, that was amazing.
00:46:27I mean, I couldn't believe he got out of there alive.
00:46:29First time I saw him, I should have pulled the spark plug right out of his bike.
00:46:32I've seen enough of that Snake to last me till forever.
00:46:35You're a pistol-packing mama, lady baby.
00:46:38I'm sure as hell happy that you're on my side.
00:46:42I don't know, Mel.
00:46:43But see, you're shooting off a gun every time you turn around anymore.
00:46:47Bad enough plugging that girl at the bank.
00:46:50Lucky it was her leg, not her head.
00:46:52You'd be a shoo-in for eternal damnation by now.
00:46:56I can't help it.
00:46:58So I'm crazy about both of you.
00:47:02I dug you first, didn't I, Shawn?
00:47:05You dug me first.
00:47:07Yeah.
00:47:11I just want to know how you feel about Snake.
00:47:14Oh, Shawn, come on.
00:47:17Now, my daughter, Jimboy,
00:47:21could have been married about six times before this.
00:47:25The men became big executives.
00:47:30Yeah, you should have seen her as a little girl.
00:47:33Always so in love with nature and life in general.
00:47:39After Daniel got shot, we traveled west.
00:47:43She just worked at everything she could find to help pay the rent.
00:47:47Begged, borrowed, but never sold.
00:47:51She never stole to get the down payment on that goddamn beauty parlor.
00:47:56You love me, don't you, Shawn?
00:47:59I mean, you wouldn't leave me, would you?
00:48:02No, no.
00:48:05God, Cheryl, you don't even know what's going on.
00:48:10Why don't you kiss me?
00:48:17Let's do something that'll make us both feel real good.
00:48:27She almost died giving birth to Cheryl.
00:48:30Told the doctor, if it comes down to me or the baby,
00:48:34you save that child.
00:48:41On the bank of the river
00:48:45Stood running bear, young and brave
00:48:49On the other side of the river
00:48:54Stood his lovely Indian maid
00:48:58Little white dove, was her name
00:49:02Such a lovely sight to see
00:49:06But their tribes fought with each other
00:49:10So their love could never be
00:49:14Running bear loved little white dove
00:49:18With a love big and strong
00:49:23Oh, this fresh air and white faces, Mama, I love it.
00:49:27You're gonna love it a lot more in Arkansas.
00:49:30Them green hills outside Jerusalem.
00:49:33Yeah, I told you.
00:49:35We was cooped up in Long Beach too long.
00:49:38We was, Mama.
00:49:39Ugh, them cities is just unnatural.
00:49:43Out here was freezer birds in the trees
00:49:46The way the good Lord intended.
00:49:49I ain't been so free since I broke out of the old folks' home.
00:49:53That stepson of mine, the bastard,
00:49:56he was the last kin I had left,
00:49:59decided to put me away.
00:50:01That was seven years ago today, my 75th birthday.
00:50:06It's your birthday?
00:50:08It's her birthday.
00:50:10Happy birthday.
00:50:12Oh, happy birthday.
00:50:14It's her birthday.
00:50:16It's the first time for 17 years
00:50:18I haven't been alone on my birthday.
00:50:21I feel like I have my family again.
00:50:24You do. We're your family.
00:50:26You better believe that, Bertha.
00:50:28Bertha, by your next birthday,
00:50:30you're gonna be in the nuthouse with the rest of us.
00:50:32Bertha?
00:50:33She'll be in a home for unwed mothers.
00:50:36Yeah, the feller are you.
00:50:38You do still do the thing, ma'am, don't you?
00:50:41You propositioning me?
00:50:43Well...
00:50:44Cause if you are, there's only one way to find out.
00:50:47And you better grow up a little
00:50:49I like him a little more mature.
00:50:57Oh, Juba,
00:50:59you make me feel so good.
00:51:02Make me feel like
00:51:04Ava,
00:51:05Lana,
00:51:07like Rita Hayworth,
00:51:09like Elizabeth and Eddie.
00:51:12Oh, baby.
00:51:13Don't forget the other one.
00:51:15The girl lover.
00:51:18Oh, that scary tummy bump.
00:51:29Did you ever smoke a cigar?
00:51:31What?
00:51:32Well, I think I'm gonna start smoking a cigar.
00:51:34You know, change my image.
00:51:36What's the good of being an outlaw
00:51:38if you look like an in-law?
00:51:40Come on, let's go here.
00:51:42This better be good.
00:51:43My hair better not fall out
00:51:45or you're gonna be mine in some teeth.
00:51:47Who's got teeth?
00:51:49Meanwhile, here in Steamhead, Texas,
00:51:51the wife of kidnapped mayor,
00:51:53Big Jim Trotter...
00:51:54Oh, sometimes I think you don't
00:51:56even understand America.
00:51:58Oh, hell.
00:52:00America's God's country.
00:52:02If you do good, you get good.
00:52:05Hey!
00:52:07My husband's a peace officer.
00:52:09Are he a sheriff of this here Kazula County?
00:52:12Uh, yes, Mrs. Trotter.
00:52:14I'd just like to ask you
00:52:16what you think that means in Texas.
00:52:18Well, uh, just what does this mean?
00:52:20It's terrifying if that means to your son,
00:52:22Mrs. Trotter.
00:52:23We are praying to the Lord Jesus
00:52:26that Daddy comes home.
00:52:28Aren't we, boys?
00:52:30Yes, uh, well, tell me,
00:52:31are you actually planning to pay the ransom?
00:52:34Well, uh, I just don't see
00:52:36how I have any other choice.
00:52:38Do you?
00:52:40Well, how could Jim boy ever
00:52:42have been married
00:52:43to that dried-up piece of baggage?
00:52:46Well, that baggage was full of gold,
00:52:48and he was young and inexperienced
00:52:50and had a hard-on for Fort Knox.
00:52:52Bertie, you're a fizzle.
00:53:05Hey!
00:53:07Cheryl, you almost done in that?
00:53:09Son!
00:53:10You make me feel so happy
00:53:12since you gathered me up in your big strong arms.
00:53:16It doesn't remind me of anything.
00:53:19Yeah, one hell of a gathering.
00:53:23Don't get it in my eyes.
00:53:25Oh, stop it, Jim.
00:53:26Fine, you're very good.
00:53:28You're getting in there?
00:53:30Ha ha!
00:53:32Ha ha!
00:53:35You guys are both babies.
00:53:36Don't you know what a woman likes to have?
00:53:38Privacy in the bathroom?
00:53:39Well, speaking of babies...
00:53:41We're naming it Stokes.
00:53:42Stokes?
00:53:43Stokes.
00:53:44I cannot believe what's happening here.
00:53:46Look at this.
00:53:47And the really weird thing is I'm not even mad.
00:53:49I'm not mad at Jake, I'm not mad at Cheryl.
00:53:52Why aren't I mad?
00:53:54Sean, you do realize right now
00:53:58somewhere over in Russia there's a missile
00:54:01aimed right at this teepee
00:54:04and any moment it could go off.
00:54:07Boom!
00:54:09So don't sweat the small stuff.
00:54:12You ain't loose.
00:54:14Running man, lovely little white dog
00:54:18With a love big as the sky
00:54:22Running man, lovely little white dog
00:54:26With a love that could die
00:54:31That's right, ma'am.
00:54:33You're never going to see that bastard alive again
00:54:35unless that quarter million is in the shopping bag
00:54:37in Oklahoma City.
00:54:39Well, write down what I say, bird brain.
00:54:42Oklahoma City.
00:54:43The zoo.
00:54:44Sure.
00:54:45The public zoo.
00:54:46How many zoos are there?
00:54:47The old zoo and the new zoo.
00:54:49The old zoo.
00:54:51The polar bear.
00:54:52By the polar bear cages.
00:54:544 p.m.
00:54:56X.
00:54:584 p.m.
00:55:00X.
00:55:01No, tomorrow, not tonight.
00:55:02And if there's any police,
00:55:04if there's any police...
00:55:05Cheeseburgers and ketchup.
00:55:07Your husband's going to look like
00:55:08a thousand cheeseburgers smothered in ketchup.
00:55:11Stomped on, too.
00:55:12X.
00:55:15Whee-hoo, whee-hoo
00:55:19Whee-hoo, whee-hoo
00:55:22Whee-hoo, whee-hoo
00:55:44Whee-hoo, whee-hoo
00:55:46Whee-hoo, whee-hoo
00:55:48Whee-hoo, whee-hoo
00:55:50Whee-hoo, whee-hoo
00:55:52Whee-hoo, whee-hoo
00:55:54What you got there, Marvin?
00:55:55Some dirty pics, maybe?
00:55:56You up to your old tricks?
00:55:58Hardy har har.
00:56:01Remember that wedding chapel that got knocked over?
00:56:03Sat gray blue.
00:56:05What, Lucinda?
00:56:06That's the kidnapped sheriff.
00:56:08The guy with the Grand Ole Opry costume on.
00:56:10That's the guy from Texas, you damn nutnick.
00:56:13Get rid of these.
00:56:14Get your cheeks in gear, Marvin.
00:56:16Maybe there's a reward.
00:56:19Lucinda, you look amazing.
00:56:2458 Chevrolet at your local authorized Chevrolet dealers now.
00:56:29Look sharp, feel sharp
00:56:32Be sharp and listen, mister
00:56:34How you fix more blades
00:56:37That blade
00:56:39How you fix more blades
00:56:42Please make sure you have enough
00:56:46Cause a worn out blade
00:56:48Makes shaving mighty tough
00:56:51How you fix more blades
00:56:53Better love
00:56:55Gillette blue blades
00:56:57I mean
00:57:00It can't be Jim Bob.
00:57:03Now, Ellie Mae, you know that's Jim Bob
00:57:05and that he got married to that blonde lady.
00:57:07It is Jim Bob.
00:57:09There's just some crazy stuff, Jim Bob.
00:57:12He's always fooling around, Wilbur.
00:57:15I mean, I remember when you fooled around.
00:57:20Who was that prize hooker, you tell me that.
00:57:23He married her in Las Vegas.
00:57:25He did, Mrs. Trotter, no doubt about it.
00:57:27You, you shut your mouth.
00:57:29You're supposed to be from the FBI.
00:57:31You're not supposed to talk dirty.
00:57:33My husband is a married man.
00:57:35He is gloriously happy.
00:57:37Ellie Mae, you just saved yourself a quarter million dollars.
00:57:40My husband loves me.
00:57:42He loves his boys.
00:57:44Who is that filthy woman?
00:57:46Well, she don't exactly look like she's kidnapping old Jim Bob, now, do she?
00:57:49Wilbur.
00:57:52Wait.
00:57:55Wilbur, stand there. Get out of here.
00:57:57You too, Mr. FBI man. You get out of here.
00:57:59You stop pacing around. You get out of here.
00:58:02You leave me alone.
00:58:07If you reason to cry
00:58:10I'd be unhappy
00:58:13If you were blue
00:58:16Through the years my love will grow
00:58:21Like a river it will flow
00:58:26It can't die because I'm so
00:58:31Devoted to you
00:59:02That bastard event just damn well show up.
00:59:04I doubt if he's dumb enough to show up in person.
00:59:06He's dumb enough to get married.
00:59:08Twice.
00:59:09He saw the first one.
00:59:11Got to be an improvement on the first one.
00:59:31What the hell is that?
01:00:02What's a little old lady?
01:00:04What the hell's going on here?
01:00:06Shut up, Wilbur.
01:00:07Come to mama, baby.
01:00:10All right, little old lady.
01:00:12Grab for the sky.
01:00:13Run, sweethearts, run.
01:00:16It's a trap.
01:00:18Wilbur, hey.
01:00:20Oh, mother.
01:00:21Mercy for heaven.
01:00:23Take off me.
01:00:25Wilbur.
01:00:31Wilbur.
01:01:02The best things in life are free
01:01:07To the birds and bees I'll be
01:01:11That's what I want
01:01:13That's what I want
01:01:15That's what I want
01:01:17That's what I want
01:01:19That's what I want
01:01:21That's what I want
01:01:23That's what I want
01:01:25Your love gives me such a thrill
01:01:29But your love don't pay my bills
01:01:34That's what I want
01:01:38That's what I want
01:01:59That's what I want
01:02:08Funny, don't get Everything is true
01:02:11Funny, don't get I can't use
01:02:14I development
01:02:16That's what I want
01:02:19That's what I want
01:02:22That's what I want
01:02:24That's what I want
01:02:28Come on, boys.
01:02:31Come on, come on.
01:02:34Yeah!
01:02:35Woo!
01:02:36Woo!
01:02:38Come on.
01:02:39Whoa, stop.
01:02:42Come on.
01:02:43Let's go, boys.
01:02:46Yeah!
01:02:47That's too much!
01:02:49Let's go!
01:02:50Yeah!
01:02:51Yeah!
01:02:52Woo!
01:02:53Yeah!
01:02:55All these reeds.
01:02:57Yeah.
01:02:58That's right, baby.
01:02:59That's what I mean.
01:03:10Give me money!
01:03:16Fire, men!
01:03:17Fire!
01:03:27Fire!
01:03:31Let me go.
01:03:34Fire!
01:03:36She's coming through.
01:03:43Ahhh!
01:03:51There.
01:03:52There they come.
01:03:57Oh!
01:03:59Oh, my God!
01:04:02Get in the car, get in the car!
01:04:05Get in the car!
01:04:06Get her out of there!
01:04:07I'll help you, get her out!
01:04:09Oh!
01:04:10Oh, my goodness!
01:04:11I can't believe it, I just can't.
01:04:32They got her in a damn zoo on her birthday.
01:04:39That old lady loved me, I mean really.
01:04:41I think she did.
01:04:42Jim Bob was the only man who ever married me, even if it wasn't for real, he said the
01:04:47word.
01:04:48I know, honey.
01:04:49We're all missing Jerusalem, aren't we, Mama?
01:04:50We're in Arkansas, child.
01:04:51We're going to Jerusalem.
01:04:52I want to really marry Jim Bob.
01:04:53Only now he's dead well.
01:04:54Mama, you want some beef jerky?
01:04:55Well, as God is my witness, Melba, them people is going to pay.
01:05:09Santa Claus is going to pay, and he's going to pay for Jim Bob and Bertha, too.
01:05:16On behalf of Jim Bob, Bertha especially, how about we all say a little prayer or something?
01:05:23Let's yell for Jim Bob.
01:05:25Well, let's just Bertha.
01:05:27Yell him into heaven, huh?
01:05:29Yay, Jim Bob!
01:05:30Yay!
01:05:31Jim Bob!
01:05:32Jim Bob!
01:05:33Jim Bob!
01:05:34Jim Bob!
01:05:35Jim Bob!
01:05:36Jim Bob!
01:05:37Jim Bob!
01:05:38Jim Bob!
01:05:39Jim Bob!
01:05:40I told me that she would buy me a rubber dolly if I'll be good.
01:05:48Now, don't you tell her I've got a feller, but she will never need it from her.
01:05:56This here is the land.
01:05:58That's right.
01:05:59Now, the good Lord Jesus rose from the land like this.
01:06:03Amen.
01:06:04Amen.
01:06:05And the most important fact is, it's pretty.
01:06:09Mama, you can cry now if you want to.
01:06:11It's been 30 years.
01:06:13I'm going to cry.
01:06:15And if you want to, you can laugh.
01:06:17Because that's all right.
01:06:27Just a minute.
01:06:29Are you trying to tell me that this here is Jerusalem Arkansas?
01:06:34It is, Mama.
01:06:36Mama, why do you think we've been driving?
01:06:38Oh, crap.
01:06:40What kind of a dumb head you take me for?
01:06:44Ain't any of you can drive or read a map.
01:06:48We're back in Long Beach.
01:06:51Well, maybe the town's changed.
01:06:53No.
01:06:55Why would anybody want to do a thing like that?
01:06:58Jerusalem, it was a nice town.
01:07:02Our little house is sitting right there waiting for us, Mama.
01:07:05Our hill out in back.
01:07:07My apple tree must be huge by now.
01:07:10Now, don't you try to cheer me up, Melba.
01:07:14I lost everything a girl ever had or ever wanted to have.
01:07:20Oh, poor Jimbo's back there somewhere dead.
01:07:23Well, now, all right.
01:07:25All right now, children.
01:07:27We're going straight out to the cemetery.
01:07:30And then on to the farm.
01:07:33I know he's out here somewhere.
01:07:58But who the hell are the rest of these sons of bitches?
01:08:02They're dead, Mama.
01:08:03They's just packing them in like there's no tomorrow.
01:08:07Well, this here field was just covered with, just,
01:08:11just covered with daisies and cornflowers.
01:08:15Here, take a deep drink, Mama.
01:08:17Bring that other bottle, Snape.
01:08:20We're going hiking up into heaven.
01:08:23I'd give my right arm for a Long Beach pizza or a real taco.
01:08:29Listen, I hope Mama Sheba can get the farm.
01:08:31But we are hunted, wanted criminals.
01:08:34Yeah, we're all going to end up in jail, too.
01:08:36He ain't going to jail.
01:08:37Nobody's going to jail.
01:08:39He is trampling out the vestige where the grace of wrath is stored.
01:08:47He is loose, the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword.
01:08:56His truth is marching.
01:09:05I can't see.
01:09:08It can't be.
01:09:10They can't bury that dirty cockroach in the same sacred soil your daddy's buried in.
01:09:18He was so full of crap, his eyes was brown.
01:09:27Daniel?
01:09:36I'm home, Daniel.
01:09:39I've come back to the Stokes land.
01:09:42And I've, I've brung the family here.
01:09:48Now, this here's Sean.
01:09:53And our baby Cheryl.
01:09:56And old Snake there.
01:09:59And here's your baby Milba.
01:10:06Well, say something to your daddy, Milba.
01:10:10Say, is daddy good?
01:10:12Daddy good?
01:10:41Mm, mm, mm.
01:10:43Mm, mm.
01:10:55Mm, mm, mm.
01:11:15Stokes land, mama.
01:11:16Mm, mm, mm.
01:11:19Edward Rugg is a fair queen.
01:11:22Here, you finish this, honey.
01:11:23You always give me the best white lightning whenever I have this in the home.
01:11:27Yeah, and you never, you never miss one day of school.
01:11:31It was a honor student.
01:11:34Till my bosom started showing.
01:11:37Happy and plastered.
01:11:39Oh, I know every love and tree on this land.
01:11:45Mama.
01:11:46And mama, babies have grown.
01:11:49They added on to our little house.
01:11:51They put a new roof on it.
01:11:53Mama.
01:11:54Wait, Cheryl.
01:11:56Cheryl.
01:12:01The most important thing in the world is mercy.
01:12:04Except for one other thing.
01:12:06That's staying alive.
01:12:08You've got to look after yourself.
01:12:10And for that little Stokes growing inside of you.
01:12:12Is that from the good book, mama?
01:12:14It's from my book.
01:12:15You stay right here.
01:12:16Don't you kids move.
01:12:18You stay right there.
01:12:21Oh, mama.
01:12:49They sure keep this grass up nice.
01:12:52Like velvet, mama.
01:12:54Yes, keep a lot of cows.
01:12:56Well, you better watch out for them cow pies.
01:12:59Sure keep it up nice.
01:13:01You don't have to worry about no cow pies.
01:13:04Now, what the hell is this?
01:13:10Mud wedding.
01:13:12Ladies and gentlemen.
01:13:14I give you Mr. And Mrs. Clarence Mud, Jr.
01:13:18I only wish your poor father were here to see this day.
01:13:25Mr. Clarence Mud.
01:13:28Junior, the law is the law.
01:13:34Love you, Melba.
01:13:37He bears a living to his daddy.
01:13:41Mama.
01:13:48Now, look here, Mr. Mud.
01:13:50I don't care about no bank note.
01:13:53You are officially evicted from this share land, Stokes land.
01:14:00This is outrageous.
01:14:01What is the meaning of this?
01:14:02If you don't like it, you can just get out of our party.
01:14:05Go on, get out.
01:14:06No, wait.
01:14:07Wait a minute.
01:14:08Wait a minute.
01:14:16Not yet.
01:14:30We have to kill those cops.
01:14:32You got to say it.
01:14:33You got to tell us.
01:14:34It's your blood.
01:14:35It's me.
01:14:36It's my blood.
01:14:37Mama told me what to do.
01:14:39She told me.
01:14:41Come on.
01:14:42Come on.
01:14:43Come on.
01:14:44Now, you know the law, and I know the law.
01:14:47And if you don't, you're going to get this right between your eyes.
01:14:52Drop those guns, ladies.
01:15:04You just don't understand.
01:15:06Mama.
01:15:07I'm the landlady of this particular land.
01:15:11Mama.
01:15:12Mama.
01:15:13Mama.
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01:15:21Mama.
01:15:22Mama.
01:15:23Mama.
01:15:24Mama.
01:15:25My family sure got style, don't they?
01:15:32Come on.
01:15:33Now.
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01:16:59Here's your burger.
01:17:06And here's your change.
01:17:13Here's the mustard.
01:17:20Here's the mustard.
01:17:27Here's the mustard.
01:17:28Here's the buns.
01:17:29Where are those french fries?
01:17:30They're coming.
01:17:31Just a minute.
01:17:32Coming right up.
01:17:34Here you go.
01:17:35Milfred Trotter.
01:17:37Your three weeks are up.
01:17:38The money's due.
01:17:40I'd like to have it, please.
01:17:41Oh, well, Mr. Roberts.
01:17:43I got the money.
01:17:44I got it.
01:17:45I got $67 right here for you.
01:17:47And my hot dog right there.
01:17:49That'll get us started.
01:17:53Here's the 20.
01:17:54I had three bomber burgers.
01:17:5540.
01:17:5650.
01:17:5750.
01:17:5850.
01:17:5950.
01:18:0050.
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01:18:0250.
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01:18:13The best things in life are free.
01:18:17But you can give them to the birds and bees.
01:18:20I need money.
01:18:22That's what I want.
01:18:23That's what I want.
01:18:25That's what I want.
01:18:27That's what I want.
01:18:29That's what I want.
01:18:31That's what I want.
01:18:32That's what I want.
01:18:35Your love gives me such a thrill.
01:18:39But your love don't pay my bills.
01:18:41I need money.
01:18:44That's what I want.
01:18:45That's what I want.
01:18:46That's what I want.
01:18:48That's what I want.
01:18:50That's what I want.
01:18:52That's what I want.
01:18:53That's what I want.
01:18:54That's what I want.
01:19:19Money don't get everything it's true.
01:19:21But what it don't get, I can't use, I need money, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, money, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that
01:19:51what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that's what I want, that