Gobs and Gals (1952)
86 min | Comedy, Romance | 1 May 1952 (USA)
Two sailors trying to recover their cash and list of ladies that they conned stumble through comic incidents and encounter foreign spies.
Director: R.G. Springsteen
Writer: Arthur T. Horman
Stars: George Bernard, Bert Bernard, Robert Hutton
86 min | Comedy, Romance | 1 May 1952 (USA)
Two sailors trying to recover their cash and list of ladies that they conned stumble through comic incidents and encounter foreign spies.
Director: R.G. Springsteen
Writer: Arthur T. Horman
Stars: George Bernard, Bert Bernard, Robert Hutton
Category
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Short filmTranscript
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00:02:00I'm
00:02:30Hey, Sparks, open the door!
00:02:55Open the door!
00:02:59Hey, Sparks, open the door!
00:03:13What's with you? Somebody killed you?
00:03:15Nobody can stand straight against this wind.
00:03:17It's not blowing in here.
00:03:24Just to tell me so sudden?
00:03:26Come on, scrape yourself up and get going with those letters.
00:03:28They all want pictures.
00:03:29And you better get some more made. We're running low.
00:03:32We won't need them.
00:03:33That's no one's made of me.
00:03:35Look.
00:03:39Good likeness, huh?
00:03:40Yeah, too good.
00:03:42Hey, send them the skipper's mug.
00:03:46Boy, I don't know what that guy's got, but I could sure use some of it.
00:03:53Sparks, you know I had that nightmare again last night?
00:03:57You know the one where the skipper finds out we're using his picture and his name to promote this loot?
00:04:02You and your dreams.
00:04:04He's up in two and a half years, has he?
00:04:06He isn't going to as long as you sort the mails, is he?
00:04:09Hey, we got an Alberto O'Neil in our files.
00:04:11Alberto O'Neil, just a second.
00:04:17Olsen, Olvera, O'Neil.
00:04:19We got a Margaret O'Neil, no Alberto.
00:04:21Here's her note, list her.
00:04:23Raisin cookies.
00:04:24It's good, too.
00:04:27O'Neil.
00:04:40Hi, Chief.
00:04:41Hi.
00:04:45All right, all right, quit dragging your anchor.
00:04:47Use two fingers.
00:04:48What's the hurry?
00:04:49The next balloon doesn't leave till tomorrow.
00:04:51By the time you finish typing a weather report, it ain't news, it's history.
00:04:54You boys all set for the show tonight?
00:04:56Head out of shape.
00:04:57No muscle.
00:04:58All flat.
00:04:59Why, just this morning I was looking at my little notebook.
00:05:02The one that tells me you two acy-doocy losers owe me exactly $384.49.
00:05:09And I said to myself, now what these two boys need is some good, healthy exercise.
00:05:15Like moving that pile of ballast rock from the north end of the island to the south end.
00:05:19But Mike, you don't understand.
00:05:21No, we're in fine shape.
00:05:22We're strong.
00:05:25Yeah, I'll believe that when you prove it.
00:05:27By lifting that debt.
00:05:30Come in.
00:05:33Morning, sir.
00:05:34Here's the report.
00:05:35Oh, thanks, Mike.
00:05:3832 months, a key brother that never changes.
00:05:40What a career.
00:05:42Joined the Navy and the world.
00:05:43Yeah, but so little for so long.
00:05:46Well, maybe the show will give our morale a lift.
00:05:48How's it lining up?
00:05:49Oh, terrific.
00:05:50Olsen and Sally are going to do a ukulele duet.
00:05:53Real Hawaiian stuff.
00:05:54Luders is going to do his magic act.
00:05:56And Grogan and Riley are going to do...
00:05:57I want to top it off with five or six solos.
00:05:59It'll be a whale of a show.
00:06:02Well, Sparks and Sully will probably make up for it.
00:06:06They have worked up some new numbers, huh?
00:06:09Well, they've been pretty busy, sir.
00:06:12You better give them some time off to rehearse.
00:06:14Very well, sir.
00:06:15I'll take care of it.
00:06:23You sure were right, Mike.
00:06:24We're really out of shape.
00:06:26I was thinking...
00:06:27Yeah, well, forget the rock pile and work on your act for the show.
00:06:30Oh, Mike, you can't do that.
00:06:32You're volunteering to do this show.
00:06:35And that's an order.
00:06:38Walked in the cradle of the deep
00:06:45I lay me down in peace
00:06:52Secure I rest upon the way
00:06:57Cut it out, will you, Gene?
00:06:59For now, O Lord, it's hard to say
00:07:06But O, that thou not slight my call
00:07:12Go into your bed!
00:07:13For now, thus mark the sparrow's fall
00:07:21And all men peaceful is my sleep
00:07:28In the cradle of the deep
00:07:37And that concludes Chief Donovan's act,
00:07:39for which we are certainly thankful.
00:07:47And now, for our grand finale,
00:07:49brought to Montefiore at great expense,
00:07:51our super deluxe attraction,
00:07:53Maestro, strike up the band.
00:07:55Maestro, strike up the band.
00:08:05In the land of Guna, Guna
00:08:07Far beyond the tropic sea
00:08:10There we saw two dancing maidens
00:08:13Lovely as two maids can be
00:08:21Almond eyes and skin of velvet
00:08:23Graceful hands and cold black hair
00:08:26Dancing in the temple courtyard
00:08:28Were these maids beyond compare
00:08:37And when we saw them there
00:08:39Our hearts took a tumble
00:08:42Knees did a rumble
00:08:44We fell in love, started thinking of the time
00:08:48When we would take these maidens
00:08:50Far beyond the tropic sea
00:08:52Take them home to dance forever
00:08:55One for you and one for me
00:08:58Where are the girls?
00:09:00What's that?
00:09:01What'd you say?
00:09:03You want to see the girls, we mean
00:09:05What do you think?
00:09:07Okay
00:09:08Keep your eyes right on that screen
00:09:20And when we saw them there
00:09:22Our hearts took a tumble
00:09:24Knees did a rumble
00:09:26We fell in love, started thinking of the time
00:09:30When we would take these maidens
00:09:32Far beyond the tropic sea
00:09:34Take them home to dance forever
00:09:37One for you and one for me
00:09:39Where are the girls?
00:09:41What's that?
00:09:43What'd you say?
00:09:45You want to see the girls, we mean
00:09:47What'd you say?
00:09:48You want to see the girls, we mean
00:10:18Applause
00:10:31Just a second fellas, come on
00:10:33Come on, come on, we've got to get this stuff up in here
00:10:36We've got to get this stuff up in here
00:10:38Come on, come on, we've got to get this stuff up in here
00:10:41We've got to get this stuff up in here
00:10:44Okay, gentlemen, step right in
00:10:46Marks and Sully merchandise, might as open for business
00:10:49Each and every item, knit, quilt, baked or crocheted
00:10:52By the loving hands of the beautiful babe
00:10:54Hey, I'll have peach ham pie from a peach tree pepper root
00:10:56Four and a half bucks
00:10:58Show me that beautiful shaggy sweater from a Salt Lake City sweetie
00:11:00This is a sweater?
00:11:03Cookies from a Cucamonga cutie
00:11:05You pay your money and you take your choice
00:11:07All right, all right, break it up, break it up
00:11:10You slobbies ain't got nothing else to do
00:11:12I'll bring you up a few special details for you
00:11:14Hey, what goes?
00:11:16You want to be sued for restraint of trade?
00:11:18You know what?
00:11:20I want to keep right on restraining
00:11:22Till you two bikers pay me off
00:11:24384 bucks and 49 cents
00:11:27But our money's bank state side, you know that
00:11:29We'll give you a check
00:11:30Cash
00:11:31That's impossible with the store closed
00:11:33You'll have to let us open
00:11:35I don't have to do nothing
00:11:37But you two better raise that dough
00:11:39And this sucker trap stays closed till you do it
00:11:42But Mike
00:11:43Get going to your radio, you're taking the night trick
00:11:45It's Rusty's turn tonight
00:11:46You!
00:11:47Rusty applauded my solo
00:11:49On your way, Codenahead
00:11:51Sticker
00:11:55And as for you
00:11:56I'm off duty, skipper's orders
00:11:58Now listen, Mike
00:11:59Why don't you take some of that acy-doocy dough out and trade
00:12:02These socks are just about your size
00:12:04A fin for those signal flags?
00:12:06I'll give you a buck for the lot
00:12:08The price is five dollars a pair
00:12:10Five dollars?
00:12:11Not with Cleopatra's gams in them
00:12:13What's that crud?
00:12:14Crud?
00:12:15Assorted fudge
00:12:29Pretty fair, but um
00:12:30Not as good as my girls
00:12:32Bula puts olives and little white onions in hers
00:12:34Bula?
00:12:35Yeah, Bula Grimes, my girlfriend
00:12:39Did you say something?
00:12:40No
00:12:41Here, let me try one of these
00:12:42Oh, you wouldn't like those
00:12:43Oh, yes I would
00:12:46This is my payoff for not telling the skipper
00:12:48About you two guys running this deadfall on Navy time
00:12:53Olives
00:12:54Onions!
00:12:59Olives
00:13:10Al
00:13:11Al
00:13:13Al!
00:13:17Which way did he go?
00:13:18Get this to the skipper, then take over the key
00:13:20I'll be back in a minute
00:13:25There was another girl's pendant
00:13:28Lots of girls make fudge with olives and onions
00:13:31Might have a heart
00:13:32I'm going to
00:13:33Yours
00:13:37Let me at him
00:13:38Let me get my hands on him
00:13:39Another girl sent an Albert O'Neil
00:13:41We don't even know a Bula
00:13:43That's the truth
00:13:44Well, maybe, but
00:13:45But olives and onions, both
00:13:47What girl would look at us when they could have you?
00:13:50Well, uh
00:13:51Yeah, that figures
00:13:52Salty, we're quitting business
00:13:54We've had nothing but trouble from this store
00:13:56Wait a minute, Sparks, you can't do that
00:13:58Oh, yes I can
00:13:59We try to do something decent
00:14:01Share our surplus with our friends
00:14:03All they do is kick about prices
00:14:05Anybody else would have doubled them
00:14:07Tripled them
00:14:08Multiplied by ten
00:14:10True friendship means more than filthy money
00:14:12We're going to peddle this deal to some louse
00:14:14Who'll really hike the prices
00:14:16And show these stinkers around here how fair we've been
00:14:19Sully, round up the men
00:14:20We're selling to the highest bidder
00:14:22Right
00:14:23Oh, now, wait a minute
00:14:24There's no need to take the men away from their duties
00:14:27Now, uh, if you want to sell, why, uh
00:14:30Maybe I'll buy you out
00:14:32Tear up the IOUs?
00:14:33Sure, you can tear them up
00:14:35What do you say to 50 bucks?
00:14:36Oh, I'd say 100
00:14:37150
00:14:38Do I hear 175?
00:14:39175
00:14:40180
00:14:41190
00:14:42How much do you weigh, Mike?
00:14:43About 200
00:14:44250
00:14:45275
00:14:46300
00:14:47350
00:14:48360
00:14:49How much you got there, Mike?
00:14:50About 375
00:14:51Oh, but 375 to the man with the dazed look
00:14:53That's mine
00:14:54Don't get grabby, don't get grabby
00:14:56I want to bill a sale
00:15:14Here you are, Mike
00:15:15Official and legal
00:15:16I'm glad Mike got the place
00:15:18Nobody else could handle it
00:15:19And here's yours
00:15:21IOUs?
00:15:22You said cash
00:15:23You said we could tear these up
00:15:25Go ahead, start tearing
00:15:27And now, unless there's something you'd like to buy for cash
00:15:30Get out of my store
00:15:31But we've got all night here
00:15:33It's not store hours
00:15:34It's my dinner
00:15:35It's your store hours
00:15:36Get out of here
00:15:37Go on
00:15:39Hey, Chief, the skipper wants to see you
00:15:41The skipper, eh?
00:15:42On the double
00:15:43Okay
00:15:50Honey, in just two weeks
00:15:52You better be there, too
00:15:54Come in
00:15:56You sent for me, sir?
00:15:57I sure did
00:15:58Mike, we're going home
00:15:59Home?
00:16:00Yep
00:16:01Relief unit arrives in the morning
00:16:02Orders came by radio 15 minutes ago
00:16:04Say, why don't you get the men started packing?
00:16:06This is one ship we don't want to miss
00:16:13IOUs?
00:16:14IOUs
00:16:15IOUs
00:16:16IOUs
00:16:17IOUs
00:16:18IOUs
00:16:20My radio, 15 minutes ago
00:16:24And they sold me
00:16:27Sparks!
00:16:28Stalling!
00:16:29Front center!
00:16:32Oh, Mike!
00:16:50Salty
00:16:51Salty, speak to me
00:16:52Bring up the linebackers
00:16:53They're coming to tackle
00:16:55Salty, get up
00:16:56Come on, get up
00:16:57We've got to pack
00:16:59After six nights of this stuff, it's worth packing
00:17:01As long as we've got our records
00:17:03We can set up business any place we land
00:17:05Get the treasurer
00:17:11Good old Fort Knox
00:17:13It's a good thing we're leaving
00:17:15Another six months here
00:17:16And we'll be in the high tax bracket
00:17:18Put your pocket letters in there
00:17:20Okay
00:17:21Hey!
00:17:22Why are we putting all our eggs just in one basket?
00:17:24Suppose Donovan pulls a duffel bag inspection
00:17:26He's a cinch to muscle, Ed
00:17:28That's why we're sending this stuff with the office supplies
00:17:30Come on
00:17:36This is Skipper's stuff all packed
00:17:38Al and Jim are taking care of it
00:17:39Well, give him a hand, give him a hand
00:17:42Hey!
00:17:43Wait a minute
00:17:44All that stuff in the same locker
00:17:45There isn't any room, Chief
00:17:46Well, make room
00:17:47Give me the big one
00:17:48Yeah, give me the little one
00:17:52All square secure, Chief
00:17:53Okay
00:17:5424M326 are on this one red
00:17:57And YS on the yeoman supplies
00:18:12Manicure
00:18:30Everybody gets a pleasure cruise
00:18:32We spend our time manicuring a transport
00:18:34Yeah, wearing ourselves out
00:18:36Working our heads to the bone
00:18:39Want some suntan lotion?
00:18:40No, I'm loaded
00:18:41When I think of the way that Donovan is making that slave on board this boy
00:18:44I fear I'm deeply in love with you
00:18:50It's you two rats that are gonna be trapped
00:18:52And you're gonna stay on this detail for the rest of the trip
00:18:55Connors, Johnson
00:18:58What's all this?
00:19:00Chief, Donovan's orders, sir
00:19:02May we get back to work, sir?
00:19:03Gotta get it done, sir
00:19:05Donovan
00:19:06Aye, aye, sir
00:19:07Donovan, this is a Navy transport, not a slave galley
00:19:10You're a CPO, not Captain Bly
00:19:12Can you keep that in mind?
00:19:14Aye, aye, sir
00:19:15Carry on
00:19:17Your chisel, Mr. Donovan
00:19:19And your brush, Mr. Chiseler
00:19:21Mr. Chiseler
00:19:35Boy, oh boy
00:19:36California in the morning
00:19:37Yeah, well, don't start enjoying it until we get there
00:19:40Donovan will be looking for us
00:19:41Oh, don't worry about him
00:19:43I found a place for us to hide out
00:19:45Down this way, come on
00:19:48Hiya, Mike
00:19:49Hey, wait a minute
00:19:50Come here, come here
00:19:53What are you so happy about?
00:19:55Figure a way to pedal a hot battleship?
00:19:57No, we were just thinking about how much we're gonna miss you when we get reassigned
00:20:01Oh, well, now don't burst into tears
00:20:03We'll be together for a while
00:20:04Until the bank's open and you pay off those IOUs
00:20:07Oh, sure, sure
00:20:09Well, I even know some guys low enough that would try to make a quick break for it once we reach shore
00:20:13Running away before they pay their debts
00:20:16Not really
00:20:17Well, I wouldn't believe it
00:20:18Well, me either
00:20:20Detail
00:20:21And hut
00:20:23Right face
00:20:26Right face
00:20:30Right face
00:20:32Right face
00:20:36Forward march
00:20:42Detail, halt
00:20:44Rest
00:20:45You remember that locker that had the weather reports in it?
00:20:48We'll get it out from under the tarp
00:20:50Just get it out?
00:20:52Yeah, and put the tarp back when you're through
00:20:57No, no, no, no, not this one, that one
00:21:03I don't suppose you would know just where in the pile it would be?
00:21:07Sure, I know
00:21:08And after you've dug it out, you'll know too
00:21:11Now get with it!
00:21:18Detail, halt
00:21:33Nice going, boys, very nice going
00:21:36Now you can put everything back the way it was
00:21:38Oh, my, have a heart
00:21:40And after that, you'll guard this thing until it's turned over to the port office
00:21:44That junk!
00:21:45That bunch of old weather reports
00:21:47Official orders, boys, official orders
00:21:49All 24 M-326 lockers are to be given special security
00:21:54Meaning you two
00:21:55And when you're anchored to this, I'll know just exactly where you are when the bank's open
00:22:00Tell me something, Mike
00:22:02How do you get your pants on over your rattles?
00:22:04All right, you two, get with it, get with it
00:22:47Get with it
00:22:49Get with it
00:23:15Quit shoving, boy, get going
00:23:19Gee, female women
00:23:23Keep going
00:23:24Excuse me, Mac, we'd like to get off
00:23:26When you're without your teeth
00:23:28Don't let him bluff you, push him out of the way
00:23:31Him?
00:23:32We've got to get off ahead of Donovan
00:23:34Okay, okay, you lead with your teeth
00:23:43Gangway!
00:23:44Official documents
00:23:45Gangway, boys
00:23:47Gangway, official papers coming through
00:23:52Gangway, boys
00:23:59Hey, wait a minute, some of these bays must be unattached
00:24:01We ain't got time for that now, come on
00:24:07He wants the locker
00:24:08You watch it, I'm lonesomer than you
00:24:17Why waste time looking, baby? I'm here
00:24:19But if you prefer single men, I'm here
00:24:21Sorry, gentlemen, but I prefer my fiancé
00:24:24Do you know if Lieutenant Smith's come ashore yet?
00:24:26Lieutenant Steve Smith?
00:24:28You must be our skipper's girlfriend, Betty Lou
00:24:30Uh-huh
00:24:31Oh, there he comes, Steve
00:24:35Stevie
00:24:36Stevie
00:24:39Stevie, Stevie
00:24:46The candy makers
00:24:47The cookie bakers
00:25:05Here, give that to your skipper
00:25:17Nobody home
00:25:18Hey, how about some service?
00:25:20Let's dump it and run
00:25:21What, without getting it signed off?
00:25:24Anything I can do for you?
00:25:29I never had so many answers to one question
00:25:31My friends call me salty, but you can call me darling
00:25:33Oh, my friends call me Mrs. Riley
00:25:36My husband's a 200-pound marine
00:25:38You can call me Mrs. Riley
00:25:40You can call me Mrs. Riley
00:25:42You can call me Mrs. Riley
00:25:44200-pound marine
00:25:46You can call me salty
00:25:48Now, what did you want?
00:25:49I'd like an envelope and a receipt, please
00:25:51All right, the envelope part's easy
00:25:53Thank you
00:25:54What's the receipt for?
00:25:56That locker over there
00:25:57All right
00:25:58Will you give this to Lieutenant Smith when he comes in, please?
00:26:01Mm-hmm, surely
00:26:02What's the classification number of that locker?
00:26:0424M326
00:26:06Oh, wait a minute, you can't leave that here
00:26:08Not a 326
00:26:09We've just had a new directive on those
00:26:11Just a minute
00:26:14Hey, wait a minute, you two, I can't accept that
00:26:16You already have, baby
00:26:17Oh, come back here
00:26:23What are you two doing here?
00:26:24Delivering that locker as ordered, sir
00:26:26I've already told him I can't accept it
00:26:28Stand by
00:26:29But, sir, stand by
00:26:31Lieutenant Smith, Mona Fallujah Tail reporting
00:26:33I'll tell the commander, sir
00:26:36Sir, a young lady on the pier gave us something to give to you
00:26:39It's in that envelope on the desk
00:26:44Thank you
00:26:55Lieutenant Smith, the man responsible for that near riot at my pier?
00:27:00Well, not responsible, Commander
00:27:02Those women were all strangers to me
00:27:04Not from what I heard?
00:27:06On my honor, sir, my fiancée was on that pier
00:27:09She returned this and ran away
00:27:11If you'll just sign off my paper so I can find her and talk to her
00:27:16Looks to me as if you've been made the victim of a practical joke, Lieutenant
00:27:20Use that phone if you wish
00:27:21Yes, sir
00:27:22Thank you, sir
00:27:28Uh-uh
00:27:29Naughty, naughty
00:27:31I bet her maiden name was Donovan
00:27:33You know, I haven't played one of these in years
00:27:38Hello, is Betty there?
00:27:40Lieutenant Smith calling
00:27:41How dare you call my daughter?
00:27:43I've forbidden her to see you
00:27:45Speak of you, think of you
00:27:46Yes, sir
00:27:47Navy men are all alike, love pirates
00:27:50Well, you see, sir, I didn't...
00:27:52I'll break you in two
00:27:54No, I...
00:28:02The lady seemed a bit upset
00:28:06That was her father
00:28:07He doesn't approve of Navy men
00:28:10Oh, he doesn't, eh?
00:28:12No, sir, he was in the Army, artillery captain, 1918
00:28:16An Army man!
00:28:18Forget her, Lieutenant, forget her
00:28:20But I can't, sir, we're in love
00:28:22And he isn't in the Army now, he's a senator, Senator Prentiss
00:28:25Prentiss, huh? Senator Prentiss
00:28:29Prentiss?
00:28:31The head of the Budget Expenditure Committee?
00:28:34The one who's out here now on an inspection tour?
00:28:37Yes, sir
00:28:39Do you know what that old nickel nurse is up to?
00:28:43He's trying to cut down the Navy
00:28:46Our Navy!
00:28:47To an old leaky rowboat
00:28:50He's scuttling the fleet
00:28:52Lieutenant, you've got to make up with this man
00:28:55And his daughter, too, for the good of the service
00:28:58I'm willing, sir, but how?
00:29:00Huh?
00:29:01Will you, I...
00:29:02What?
00:29:05You're a woman
00:29:07If you were that girl, what kind of a lie would you fall for?
00:29:11Well...
00:29:13Come on, come on, we're wasting time
00:29:15Well, I suppose if it really was a practical joke
00:29:18And the man that arranged it confessed it to me...
00:29:21There you are, Lieutenant
00:29:23Find the funny man, drag him to her
00:29:26I have no idea who it was
00:29:28Then we'll get a volunteer to play his part
00:29:30One of your fellow officers
00:29:32But I don't know where they are
00:29:34Then we'll use an enlisted man
00:29:36One of these two
00:29:38Well, why not both? Then they can back up each other's stories
00:29:41I'm afraid we wouldn't be very good at it, sir
00:29:43Lying doesn't come natural to us
00:29:45You refuse to volunteer?
00:29:47Oh, no, sir
00:29:48No, we'd be glad to do it, sir
00:29:50Here's my keys, take my car
00:29:52It's right outside
00:29:53Thanks a million, sir
00:29:54I'm not doing this for you
00:29:56I'm doing it for the Navy
00:29:58Yes, sir
00:29:59Well, don't let those men go, sir
00:30:00Who's going to guard the locker?
00:30:02You guard it
00:30:04Sir, I...
00:30:05Sit on it
00:30:07That's an order
00:30:30Follow that car
00:30:52Betty! Betty Lou!
00:30:59Young man, why don't you watch where you're going?
00:31:03Stevie!
00:31:19Wait!
00:31:23First, slowly, come on
00:31:26Hold it, son
00:31:29Come on
00:31:35Here you are, mate
00:31:36Oh, thank you
00:31:37Just a moment, doorman, doorman
00:31:39Yes, sir
00:31:40Tell me, please
00:31:41Say, say, this is a very fine piece of cloth
00:31:44You see, I'm a newspaper reporter
00:31:47Tell me, what happened here?
00:31:59Sonya, another nickel
00:32:10Capitalistic trap
00:32:15That Ivan, with him every errand is another five-year plan
00:32:20Did you find him?
00:32:21Shh!
00:32:23Yeah
00:32:24Sonya, you are absolutely right
00:32:26It is a matter of great importance
00:32:28Where is he now? What's he doing?
00:32:30Everything is all confusion
00:32:31Much excitement
00:32:32But by my clever questioning, by my very clever questioning, I straightened it out
00:32:37You did?
00:32:38Shh! Now, listen
00:32:39The lieutenant arrives at the hotel
00:32:41Try to wake him up
00:32:42Try to wake him up
00:32:43Try to wake him up
00:32:44Try to wake him up
00:32:45Try to wake him up
00:32:46Try to wake him up
00:32:47Try to wake him up
00:32:48He arrives at the hotel
00:32:49Right away, checks out on the big rush
00:32:50Senator Prentice, the commissar of the expenditure committee
00:32:52Oh, no
00:32:53Shh!
00:32:54The lieutenant follows him
00:32:56Now, from a desk work, I learn
00:32:58That the senator's mail is being forwarded to Washington
00:33:07Well, we lost him
00:33:08Maybe if we kept driving and looking, sir
00:33:10No, no, we're going back to the hotel
00:33:12Find that woman and learn who put her up to calling me Stevie
00:33:15Oh, I've got a better idea, sir
00:33:17Maybe Navy Brass knows the next stop on the senator's tour
00:33:20If we hurry back to the base...
00:33:22That's a good idea
00:33:27That's right, Senator Prentice
00:33:29Where is he going and when and on what?
00:33:33What?
00:33:34Well, hurry it up, will you?
00:33:36Doesn't intelligence know where he went?
00:33:38Oh, yes
00:33:39They finally found out that they know
00:33:41Now they're checking to see if the information is restricted
00:33:44That's the last of the liberty passes, sir
00:33:46I'll take care of the rest of your paperwork for you
00:33:48Thanks, Mike
00:33:52Just a minute, sonny boy
00:33:53I'll take care of these
00:33:56Yes, yes
00:33:58No, I don't want his intriplicate
00:34:00I haven't time to wait for a messenger
00:34:03Give it to me over the phone
00:34:05Certainly, I'll take the responsibility
00:34:08Yeah?
00:34:09Thank you
00:34:10Thank you with carbon copies
00:34:14Washington, on the limited
00:34:16Leaves in an hour
00:34:17Riley!
00:34:18Riley, where are you?
00:34:19Yes, sir?
00:34:20Get transportation on the limited for Lieutenant Smith
00:34:23Make all his expense vouchers, travel orders
00:34:26Special duty, my orders
00:34:28But you can't do that, sir
00:34:30Who the star-spangled, barnacle-fouled captain says I can't?
00:34:34General Order 57-DXY, sir
00:34:37All officers with classification K-17-R
00:34:41Must remain at port of reassignment through SINPAC
00:34:44But special directive 16-12
00:34:47Gives port officers the authority to count a man back
00:34:51Yes, sir
00:34:52But sub-interpretation X-19-Y, paragraph C, cancel that
00:34:56But special emergency bulletin 92-YD reinstates it
00:35:01Only on the Atlantic seaboard, sir
00:35:04That's added bulletin 14-9-X-4
00:35:08Someday, I'm going to out-directive you
00:35:13You little red tapeworm, you!
00:35:17Yes, sir
00:35:18Orders or no orders, I'm going to be on that train
00:35:20Now, I know how you feel, but...
00:35:21Well, sir, I found this locker directive
00:35:24At this time, you dare to bring that up while...
00:35:26I think you'll find it the answer, listen
00:35:28All 24 M-326 lockers to be immediately forwarded
00:35:32To Navy Meteorological Headquarters under Class 2 security
00:35:35You can assign Lieutenant Smith to deliver this one
00:35:37And Navy Meteorological Headquarters...
00:35:39Or in Washington
00:35:41Maybe!
00:35:42Release that woman!
00:35:44Now, go get your personal duffel
00:35:46Yes, sir
00:35:47Call up transport, order up the truck
00:35:49Call the pool, get the transport detail
00:35:51Call the railroad, now...
00:35:53Never mind, I'll call the railroad myself
00:35:55What's that phone number?
00:35:56What's the railroad phone number?
00:36:00I tell you, you put it in here with your own hand
00:36:02What's the matter, hotshot, you're missing something?
00:36:04Just a small cardboard carton
00:36:06Oh, that!
00:36:07Me and Al had to switch it to make room
00:36:09They're in the other locker with the weather reports
00:36:12In the other locker?
00:36:13The 326
00:36:14All our papers...
00:36:15All our savings
00:36:17Come on!
00:36:20Well, where's the truck?
00:36:21Where's the transport detail?
00:36:22What's holding things up around here?
00:36:24The truck's on its way, sir
00:36:25And the pool's sending over two enlisted men
00:36:27But there aren't any unassigned petty officers on the base
00:36:29They're trying to reach one now by phone
00:36:31Well, we haven't got time for that, we'll have to...
00:36:34Go get your pajamas, chief, you're going for a train ride
00:36:39Aye, aye, sir
00:36:40Well, don't sit there, Ronnie, come in and I'll dictate those travel orders
00:36:43Oh, but sir, the locker...
00:36:45The what?
00:36:46No, nothing, sir
00:36:58Oh, just a minute
00:36:59Do you boys know where to take that?
00:37:02We sure do, Missy, ma'am, we sure do
00:37:05Who's there?
00:37:06Just the men from the pool, sir
00:37:22Back up, back up
00:37:23Take it the other way
00:37:31Full speed astern, it's Donovan
00:37:38Lieutenant Smith
00:37:39Your transport orders and vouchers, sir
00:37:41Thanks
00:37:44Donovan, where are you going?
00:37:45With you, sir, I drew this detail
00:37:47You ready to roll, chief?
00:37:48Well, just as soon as two men show up for the locker
00:37:50They were here just a minute ago
00:37:57Okay, all set
00:37:59They're inside
00:38:01What does he mean, all set?
00:38:03Who knows? Let's get out of here
00:38:25Tell that hot rodder to slow down, will you?
00:38:32Come on, tell him off
00:38:34It's Skipper and Donovan out there
00:38:37Grab the locker, we'll bail out as soon as they stop
00:38:50You guys okay back there?
00:38:52Sure, and it's nothing but fine we're doing
00:39:02Come on
00:39:04Now hang on till he stops
00:39:15Sparks, Sully
00:39:17You gave up your liberty time to help me?
00:39:19Yes, sir, of course, sir
00:39:21Well, I won't forget it, believe me
00:39:23Donovan, give them a hand, I'll get the tickets
00:39:25Aye, aye, sir
00:39:28So, trying to sneak out on me, huh?
00:39:31Well, we're all going together, boys
00:39:34Here
00:39:38Lift it, lug it, now shut up
00:39:51These are yours, gentlemen
00:39:52Here
00:39:54And here
00:39:55Thank you
00:39:56Thank you, sir
00:39:57Make yourselves comfortable, men, I'll see you later
00:40:02Hey, wait a minute
00:40:05Where do you two think you're going?
00:40:07To the baggage car, of course
00:40:08We've got to guard it, and this is baggage
00:40:10We'll guard it here
00:40:12Well, we don't mind, we like the baggage car
00:40:14I like it here
00:40:16Now put it over there
00:40:26Sorry
00:40:32Yes, what is it?
00:40:33You!
00:40:34What are you doing on this train?
00:40:36Well, all I want is a chance to...
00:40:37You stay away from my daughter
00:40:39You, you thief
00:40:41If you dare...
00:40:46Then get off of this train immediately
00:40:55Oh, Stephen
00:40:57Oh, Stephen
00:41:00I beg your pardon, were you speaking to me?
00:41:03Well, of course
00:41:05Don't you recognize me?
00:41:11Your own little Sonia
00:41:14My Sonia?
00:41:15To think that fate had you nuts
00:41:17Oh, now, wait a minute, lady, let's skip the act
00:41:20Who's the joker who put you up to this?
00:41:22Stephen, Stephen, darling
00:41:24How can you be so cruel?
00:41:27Yes, sir, a very intriguing problem
00:41:30But not too tough to solve
00:41:33A, what's the skipper fouled up by?
00:41:36A flood of dames
00:41:38B, who knows the skipper and more dames than anybody else?
00:41:43You two
00:41:44Genius, big brain
00:41:47Mike Donovan, boy detective
00:41:50Yeah
00:41:51And how could we have rigged up this deal from 3,000 miles away?
00:41:55And what would we have gained by lousing up the skipper?
00:41:58Well, I don't know
00:42:00But what I do, you're gonna get hit with everything in the book
00:42:06I tell you I never wrote you any letters and I never received any of yours
00:42:09You must have me mixed up with another Lieutenant Steve Smith
00:42:15One who looks like this?
00:42:17Well, that's a picture of me, but...
00:42:21What did I say in these letters you claim I wrote?
00:42:24Oh, Steve
00:42:27I mean, besides that
00:42:30All about your exciting experiments
00:42:33Exciting?
00:42:34Well, all I did was play with balloons
00:42:36I said one up in the morning and one up in the afternoon
00:42:39Now, Steve, dear, you can trust me
00:42:44I know the truth
00:42:48Battleship Bluebeard
00:42:51Cruiser Casanova
00:42:53Let me tell you something, young lady
00:43:01Oh, I'm sorry
00:43:03Good afternoon, sir
00:43:05May I validate your tickets?
00:43:07Tickets?
00:43:08Oh, they're in my stateroom
00:43:11There's an insane Navy officer on this train
00:43:13I want him thrown off bodily
00:43:19Mr. Bois, please
00:43:21Mr. Bois, please
00:43:23Wait
00:43:27Betty Lou!
00:43:29Betty Lou!
00:43:33Betty Lou!
00:43:35Betty Lou, how do you do, sir?
00:43:37Where's the man? That's the man right there
00:43:39I demand you throw that maniac off this train
00:43:41Now, wait a minute
00:43:43You know, I bet they got cases and cases of ice-cold beer in the club car
00:43:48And probably lots of lonesome ladies just dying to meet a sailor
00:43:52Go ahead, I'm comfortable here
00:44:00This whole thing is ridiculous
00:44:01I know how you feel, Lieutenant
00:44:03Now, you sit down and cool off
00:44:05This railroad has to go through another senatorial investigation
00:44:08Gee
00:44:13How'd you make out, Skipper?
00:44:15I had a sunk on sight
00:44:17And I bumped into another dame who called me Stevie
00:44:20First call for dinner
00:44:22First call for dinner
00:44:24Well, obviously the rat knows a lot of women
00:44:27An awful lot of women
00:44:29I'm sure of one thing, the rat was on Mona Fallou
00:44:31Oh, no, sir
00:44:32I think you're mistaken, sir
00:44:34Well, she has a photograph of me taken on the island
00:44:37Salty, I want you to tell me the truth
00:44:40Yes, sir
00:44:42You had charge of the mail
00:44:44Who was corresponding with a Miss Dubois?
00:44:47Well, I wouldn't know that, sir
00:44:50The men just dropped their letters in the outgoing sack
00:44:53And you better get to the diner
00:44:54No, no, I'm not hungry
00:44:55Now, look, about that mail, Salty
00:44:57If Betty Lou goes to the diner, you might be able to see her
00:45:00Betty Lou
00:45:02Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea, thanks
00:45:07Go feed your face, Chief. We'll eat later
00:45:10Some rat on Mona Fallou, eh?
00:45:13Some pair of rats who are obviously writing to all those dames
00:45:19He can't prove nothing
00:45:21Not unless he finds what's in the locker
00:45:24Goodbye
00:45:25So long
00:45:30Salty
00:45:32Get back here. Are you crazy?
00:45:34No, no, just cowardly
00:45:36When the skipper sees that stuff...
00:45:37He won't if we get to it first
00:45:39And besides that, it's all your fault
00:45:41My fault?
00:45:42Yeah, your fault
00:45:43You shouldn't have let me talk you into it in the first place
00:46:04Ow!
00:46:05Let me try, Butterfingers
00:46:09What you doing, mister?
00:46:11Nothing, nothing at all
00:46:12What kind of nothing at all?
00:46:14Sit down and be quiet, Buster
00:46:16My name ain't Buster, it's Bertie
00:46:19Why are you trying to pick that lock?
00:46:24Listen, you little...
00:46:25Ow!
00:46:26When my mom gets back, I'm going to tell her that you were...
00:46:28You know what we're going to do?
00:46:29We're going to go to the diner
00:46:31When my mom gets back, I'm going to tell her that you were...
00:46:33You know what we're going to do?
00:46:34We're going to play games
00:46:35I don't like games
00:46:36But we're going to play hide-and-seek
00:46:38You hide
00:46:39Yeah
00:46:41How about puss in the corner?
00:46:42We get him in the corner and sock his...
00:46:44Shut up
00:46:45Would you sit down and be a good boy if I gave you that?
00:46:48Trying to bribe me, huh?
00:46:51Okay
00:47:02What you trying to rob out of the box?
00:47:04You said you'd get down and be good
00:47:06I am down and I am good
00:47:08What's in your old box anyhow?
00:47:11Little boys
00:47:12Nosy little boys who ask too many questions
00:47:14Yeah
00:47:15All cut up in little pieces
00:47:16Heads and arms and legs
00:47:19Help!
00:47:20Help!
00:47:22We were only kidding, Bertie
00:47:23Yeah, there are no little boys in there at all
00:47:25What is in it?
00:47:27Uh, candy
00:47:29Yeah, peppermints and chocolate and licorice and all kinds of creams
00:47:33Oh, boy!
00:47:40I'll get her open, I'll bust her for you
00:47:43If you want your candy, you're going to stay right there
00:47:46Okay
00:47:48There must be a hacksaw or something somewhere on this train
00:47:51Yeah
00:47:52I'll go that way, you go this way
00:47:59Bertie!
00:48:27Locked
00:48:29Lay off him
00:48:30He's our pal
00:48:32Go on, pal
00:48:33Open the nice box again
00:48:34I will not
00:48:35I don't want no old papers
00:48:37You open that box or I'll jump in
00:48:40But the candy's under the papers, Bertie
00:48:42Hidden away
00:48:43You're making that up
00:48:45Bertie, once again, I'll get you all the candy you can eat
00:48:51Later
00:48:52I want to get it now!
00:48:53You can't
00:48:54Our officer, he won't let us give candy away
00:48:59How are you, sir? Have a good dinner?
00:49:01Thirteen cups of coffee
00:49:03Then I find out Betty Lou had dinner in her stateroom
00:49:06Sit down, boys
00:49:08Thanks
00:49:13A stiff joint, sir
00:49:15Feels better this way
00:49:19Too bad you didn't get a chance to see her, sir
00:49:21Well, the time wasn't entirely wasted
00:49:23Donovan had some theories in the letter deal
00:49:26Bertie, if all those crazy females...
00:49:28I just got an idea
00:49:29Salty now will get your girl and fix up everything
00:49:31Now, wait a minute, wait a minute
00:49:33Her father wouldn't allow a navy uniform within a mile of her
00:49:36Now, as I was saying...
00:49:37I got a way around the old man
00:49:39Excuse me, sir
00:49:44Well, hiya, cowboy
00:49:45You varmint!
00:49:57Okay, now what's the big idea that gets us to the skipper's platoon here?
00:50:00None
00:50:01The big idea was to duck that year in the brig question
00:50:03So we ducked it
00:50:04Now what do we do, cut our throats?
00:50:05Nah, we have to figure out a way of getting into that locker
00:50:08The skipper just took a walk, we could chop our way in
00:50:11Shh
00:50:12Hey
00:50:13I bet he'd move if we told him Betty Lou was waiting for him
00:50:16Say, in the club car
00:50:18And when she wasn't?
00:50:20Yeah
00:50:21We should have brought our civvies
00:50:23We could maybe get to her wearing those
00:50:25Psst
00:50:47My dear
00:50:48Thanks
00:50:49Yes, dear
00:50:55Huh?
00:50:58Gene
00:50:59Gene Hensley, how are ya?
00:51:01When'd you get out of the navy?
00:51:03You've made a mistake
00:51:04My name's Purcell
00:51:06Why the alias?
00:51:07Hiding from shore patrol?
00:51:08No, no, no
00:51:09Remember, my name is Purcell
00:51:11Now what's the idea of going around pretending to be Gene?
00:51:13Shame on you!
00:51:22It'll sure feel good to get into civvies for a change
00:51:25Yeah
00:51:56What's the matter, Esther?
00:52:14Look at that blouse!
00:52:16Wait till I get my hands on that kid
00:52:19You just give me those uniforms, gentlemen
00:52:21I'll have the valet clean them good as new
00:52:24Come on, get over
00:52:30Well, what are you going to do?
00:52:31Make the whole trip with your nose in that magazine?
00:52:33No, no, no, dear
00:52:34But you weren't talking to those ladies
00:52:37Oh, those poor dears
00:52:39Their husbands didn't want to bring them along either
00:52:42What are you doing with my suitcase?
00:52:44I put it back at the seat
00:52:54Hey, Sully
00:53:01Yeah, the way this administration spends money
00:53:04Two billion here, three billion there
00:53:08I'll tell you, it all adds up
00:53:15Yes?
00:53:16Do pardon us, we're looking for Miss Betty Lou Prentiss
00:53:19We understand she's on this train
00:53:21And we're very great friends if a friend deserves
00:53:24There you are, my dear
00:53:26Helen would never forgive us for not giving you her deepest love
00:53:29And you must be Senator Prentiss
00:53:31Yes, that's right
00:53:32Steve sent us, play it up, kid, play it up
00:53:35I'm Mabel Mansfield and this is my sister Myrtle
00:53:39Surely Helen has told you about us
00:53:42Yes, of course, how is she?
00:53:44Ghastly, my dear, she's had the most fascinating operation
00:53:48Four surgeons cutting and slicing, my dear, they took out her...
00:53:52Oh, I forgot there was a man in the room
00:53:55Why don't you come along to the club car and get a drinky-drinky
00:53:58While we girls have a little chit-chat
00:54:00You'll let me order drinks for all of us
00:54:02There's nothing like a tall one to make a long trip
00:54:05A short one...
00:54:10I'll be right back
00:54:14Honey, you...
00:54:15Honey, you've got Steve all wrong
00:54:17None of those women, he's been framed
00:54:19Porter, a lemonade for my daughter
00:54:21And three double zombies, please
00:54:25Hurry it up
00:54:27He's just a victim of a practical joker
00:54:30So heartbroken, so caught up
00:54:33So cut from here to here
00:54:35And the first surgeon said...
00:54:39And they did!
00:54:41Poor Helen, back already, Daddy?
00:54:43I said the Porter
00:54:45You lived in the East, Miss Mabel?
00:54:47No, no, no, I just flipped from here to there
00:54:51Baltimore, Bremerton, San Diego
00:54:54Life's just one big mad world
00:54:57Oh, my goodness
00:54:59Whatever is the matter, Mabel?
00:55:01My purse, I think I've left it in the Pullman car
00:55:05With all our money in it?
00:55:06Oh, I'm afraid to go back to look
00:55:08If it's gone, I'll simply die
00:55:10Now, don't you worry, my dear, I'll go for you
00:55:13Thank you, Senator
00:55:14It's about this big, black
00:55:17Just a couple of cars in the rear
00:55:19I'll get it in a jiffy
00:55:22How about it, kid, will you give the skipper a break?
00:55:24Yeah, before he does something desperate
00:55:26I do want to be fair
00:55:27Now, you're talking, come on
00:55:29Oh, just a minute, I'd like to fix my makeup
00:55:31Will you stay here and stall Papa?
00:55:33I'll get into my uniform and send the skipper to the club car
00:55:44Whoa, wait a minute, lady, get out of the car
00:55:46Get out of the car, get out of the car
00:55:47Get out of the car, get out of the car
00:55:48Get out of the car, get out of the car
00:55:50The lady's dressing room ma'am is at the other end of the car
00:55:52It's a shame, what a woman won't do to get a man these days
00:56:02There, do I look all right?
00:56:04Honey, if you weren't half-hitched to my skipper
00:56:07Well, come on
00:56:10What's wrong?
00:56:11What's wrong?
00:56:12Your old man with somebody's purse
00:56:14Here I am, Mabel, see?
00:56:17Thank you, thank you very much, but you can't come in now
00:56:20Mabel's sick
00:56:21Yes, train sick
00:56:22Oh, the poor dear, is there something I can do for her?
00:56:25Well, maybe a short snort would help her
00:56:28A short, oh, I have a flask in my bag, I'll get it
00:56:42Here you are
00:56:44Thank you
00:56:45Oh, can't I come in and stroke her for her?
00:56:47No, no, no, we had to listen to Carmen
00:56:50You stay in your stadium and I'll call you when she snaps out of it
00:56:53All right
00:57:12Fly, get back to that point, Boinders
00:57:15I pay for exclusive models, and look at them on the trains, wearing the same thing
00:57:21Sorry, mister, I have a cab
00:57:23Oh, it's you
00:57:24Say, did you get the skipper away from the locker?
00:57:26Yeah, he's gone to meet Betty Lou
00:57:28But Donovan has his big dogs parked on it now
00:57:31Say, get my uniform, will you?
00:57:33Okay, wait right here
00:57:35Don't worry, ma'am, if your suitcase is on this train, we'll find it
00:57:39Listen, all of my new dresses were in it
00:57:41My black jacket, my dark navy blue, and my new shirt
00:57:44Ten minutes later, my purse was stolen
00:58:01Hey, Mom, she kicked me, that lady kicked me
00:58:04Oh, here now, miss, let me help you
00:58:06Did you hurt yourself?
00:58:08No, I'm all right, thank you very much
00:58:10Sit down, sweetie
00:58:11No, thank you
00:58:12What happened to the young lady?
00:58:14I think she tripped
00:58:15Come, darling, put your head on my shoulder
00:58:18No, thank you, I'm perfectly all right
00:58:20Why don't you take her to the club?
00:58:21Come on, baby, come with Uncle Mike
00:58:23Don't worry, ma'am, your suitcase is on this train, we'll find it
00:58:25That's too bad, the person got right on time, without anything shaking
00:58:27Mom, I have to run
00:58:29Oh, Steve, you'll never get away from me again
00:58:32Is that a promise?
00:58:34Here
00:58:36You put this on, and don't take it off again, huh?
00:58:40I promise
00:58:44Johnathan!
00:58:45Oh, yes, sir
00:58:46Johnathan, if Betty Lou and I got off the train, you could deliver the locker, couldn't you?
00:58:50Oh, yes, sir, is that all, sir?
00:58:52Yes, for the moment
00:58:53Aye, aye, sir
00:59:02Myrtle? Myrtle?
00:59:04If we don't find it, I'll bet that that railroad is gonna hear from me
00:59:07And I'm going to hold them absolutely responsible
00:59:09Excuse
00:59:12No sign of it here, ma'am
00:59:15There's my purse!
00:59:16Oh, you're mistaken, madam, this belongs to my lady friend
00:59:19Where is she?
00:59:21Well, she was here just a minute ago, I don't know where she went
00:59:23Oh, that's a likely story, give me that purse, you thief!
00:59:26Oh, well, I'll wait just a minute here
00:59:27Give the lady her purse
00:59:29You're a disgrace to the uniform
00:59:32Shame on you
00:59:34The Donovan one is in the club car
00:59:37The lieutenant is in the vestibule with the girl
00:59:40Sparks is with the locker
00:59:42Now the other, vanished, vanished
00:59:45So childish is America's
00:59:48Imagine a lieutenant trying to deny having written to me
00:59:52Oh, obviously under orders to talk to no one
00:59:54Obviously
00:59:55Of course
00:59:56And then that silly story about spending months in South Pacific
01:00:00Sending balloons
01:00:05Well, there are more ways than one to skin a cat
01:00:11Comrades
01:00:18Comrade Ivan, I don't understand
01:00:20She had two mean courts
01:00:22What does she want with the skin of a cat?
01:00:26Comrade Peter
01:00:27In America
01:00:40Hello
01:00:42Hello
01:00:44You are traveling with Lieutenant Smith?
01:00:46Yeah, yeah
01:00:47A friend of mine
01:00:49Do you mind if I sit here?
01:00:52Do I mind?
01:00:55Not at all
01:00:58Thank you
01:01:01But we both saw the lady come out here
01:01:03Oh, I suppose she just disappeared in the thin air
01:01:05Well, it's got me baffled
01:01:07Look, conductor, I'll guarantee Chief Donovan's appearance whenever you want him
01:01:10Will that satisfy you?
01:01:12Well, I guess so
01:01:13The lady's got her purse back
01:01:15That's not my suitcase
01:01:17Where did his vanishing lady friend hide that?
01:01:20Well, we'll search the train again
01:01:24And he wrote all about his fascinating work
01:01:27So secret
01:01:29So dangerous
01:01:32Yes, I know
01:01:34And Steve and I worked as a team with all that stuff
01:01:37You did?
01:01:38Yeah
01:01:40Of course, I will not let him take any of the big risks
01:01:43You should see the documents we got in here
01:01:47Oh?
01:01:49Yes, Steve and I are personally guarding them all the way to Washington
01:01:53So you figure it out from there
01:01:56I'd so love to hear more of your wonderful adventures
01:02:00Perhaps you could come to my stateroom later?
01:02:05What's the matter with right now?
01:02:07There are certain complications
01:02:10I'll let you know when we won't be disturbed
01:02:20You know, Myrtle, I can't understand what Donovan sees in you
01:02:38You try riding that route for an hour or so
01:02:41Where's my uniform?
01:02:42Right there
01:02:44Why, Myrtle
01:02:48Well, there you are, the skipper wants to see you
01:02:50Come on
01:02:53Now's your chance, go crack that locker
01:03:09The one called Salty is guarding it
01:03:11The others are in the club car
01:03:13Good, now we all know our moves
01:03:15Comrades
01:03:29Hello
01:03:32Hello
01:03:34Are you a friend of the sailor named Sparks?
01:03:37Yeah, yeah
01:03:39Do you mind?
01:03:41Are you kidding?
01:03:44I was wondering what became of him
01:03:46He promised to come to my stateroom
01:03:49Tell me of his adventures in the Pacific
01:03:52His adventures?
01:03:54Compared to me, that kid never left home
01:03:57Oh?
01:03:59By the way, weren't you saying your stateroom number was?
01:04:03Stateroom B, car 34
01:04:08Check
01:04:09I'll be there as soon as I can get somebody to watch this thing
01:04:12I'll be waiting
01:04:20Well, there you are, Mike
01:04:22You got it straight now
01:04:23Yes, sir
01:04:24I clear the purse business with the railway detectives in Chicago
01:04:26And take the locker on to Washington
01:04:28Right, and if we can make plane connections, we'll be there to meet you
01:04:31Well, happy eloping, sir
01:04:33Oh, thanks, Sparks
01:04:34And tell Salty I appreciate his help, too
01:04:36Yes, sir
01:04:37Happy to get out to the vestibule
01:04:38Good luck, skipper
01:04:39Thanks
01:04:43Get in
01:04:46You are Mr. Johnson?
01:04:48Yeah
01:04:50There's a certain lady waiting for you in stateroom B
01:04:53Car 34
01:04:55Yahoo!
01:05:02Sparks, old buddy
01:05:04Sparks, old pal
01:05:05Come back here, please
01:05:13Oh, Mr. Johnson
01:05:17How brunt you are
01:05:19Not me, gorgeous
01:05:20I'm late
01:05:21Two years and eight months overdue
01:05:24If his lady friend was a thief, how did it happen that my suitcase turned up in the men's washroom?
01:05:30Thank you
01:05:32And perhaps the main thing happened to me on a trip in my life
01:05:35There's something going on around here that I don't understand
01:05:40I don't know what it is, but I'll find out before the trip's over
01:05:46Pardon me, ma'am
01:05:47Would you keep an eye on that locker until one of my shipmates shows up?
01:05:50Oh, yes, I guess so
01:05:52Thank you
01:05:55When the Pacific moon was shining
01:05:58And the wind was rustling those palm trees
01:06:01Do you know what I was dreaming about?
01:06:03Yes, yes, yes
01:06:04Let's get back to those guided missiles
01:06:07One radio beam goes out like this
01:06:10Another beam goes out like this
01:06:13And when they make contact...
01:06:15Good heavens, my husband
01:06:17Quick, in there
01:06:27Well, Mr. Connors
01:06:30How brunt you are
01:06:32Let's not waste time talking, baby
01:06:35You know, I have this address right here in my...
01:06:38Where will I put my purse there?
01:06:43Conductor, someone has stolen my purse
01:06:46Oh, did you look all over?
01:06:49There's my purse under that man's chair
01:06:53That is my purse
01:06:55Oh, no, not again
01:06:59Take your old hand, bag
01:07:02Promised
01:07:03Now about your adventures
01:07:05That's in the past, baby
01:07:06We're working on the future
01:07:09My husband
01:07:10Quick, in there
01:07:21I didn't know you were her husband
01:07:28I didn't know you were her husband
01:07:58Hello, Mabel
01:08:01Oh, Mabel
01:08:07Hey, take your leg off of me
01:08:09I'm getting fed up with this
01:08:11Well, don't complain to the police
01:08:12I'm locking her up in a baggage car
01:08:15Hey, take your leg off of me
01:08:17I'm getting fed up with this
01:08:19Well, don't complain to the police
01:08:20I'm locking her up in a baggage car
01:08:34Get the letter, hurry
01:08:44Well, was he...
01:09:04Oh, Mabel
01:09:09Sonia, Sonia
01:09:12Louder, her husband might be hard of hearing
01:09:17Goodbye
01:09:20Excuse me, bud
01:09:24What?
01:09:27Mabel, are you awake?
01:09:29I told the sailor boy I'd watch him
01:09:31I've just been sitting here with Bertie
01:09:33Now, where did that boy go?
01:09:36Ivan, Peter, look
01:09:42Speak
01:09:47Bertrand?
01:09:49Bertrand, come back here
01:10:00Quick, take it away
01:10:04You are going to get out of there
01:10:06What the hell?
01:10:07Police, kidnappers
01:10:10One side please, coming through
01:10:11Hey, Sully, Sparge, get the skipper, hurry
01:10:13Keep going, keep going
01:10:14Looks like the chief's in trouble
01:10:16Sure does
01:10:17Hey, it's gone
01:10:18And there it goes
01:10:20Hey, that's ours
01:10:24Out of the way, out of the way
01:10:26Hey, wait
01:10:28Hey, wait a minute
01:10:30But they owe me money
01:10:35Stop that man
01:10:36Stop him
01:10:38Stop him
01:10:42Oh, pardon me, sir
01:10:44That man, where'd he go?
01:10:45Out there
01:10:46You're responsible, so I'm holding you
01:10:48Well, you can't, I'm eloping
01:10:49Wait a minute, I'll get him for you
01:10:50Get him, get him
01:10:52Well?
01:10:53Well
01:11:12Mabel
01:11:14Mabel
01:11:19Betty Lou
01:11:26Betty Lou
01:11:28No
01:11:29Conductor, hold that train
01:11:31Don't you dare let us leave this station
01:11:33Betty Lou
01:11:34Betty Lou
01:11:36Hold the train
01:11:39Don't let her leave the station
01:11:43Stop
01:11:44Say that again if that's what you want us to say
01:12:09Minsk
01:12:11Minsk
01:12:15Welcome, comrade
01:12:17The two men get here
01:12:19Two men with the locker
01:12:20Yes, let's go
01:12:25Sonia, are you sure you weren't followed?
01:12:28Quite sure
01:12:29We were by those sailors
01:12:30I think we lost them by the mile back
01:12:32Ivan, back to the window
01:12:33Please keep watching
01:12:35Did it hold, all he hoped for?
01:12:37We don't know it
01:12:38The whole thing is in code
01:12:39Da, made to look like weather reports
01:12:41Hundreds of weather reports
01:12:43We test for secret ink
01:12:44We use black light
01:12:45Also the new cipher pattern
01:12:47But don't worry, we already decode them
01:12:49Code?
01:12:50Schmode?
01:12:51I still think it's nothing but identical weather reports
01:12:53Which only proves that they are a code
01:12:56Why else would they send this stuff to Washington under guard?
01:12:59Washington, D.C.?
01:13:01Washington, D.C.?
01:13:03Washington, D.C.?
01:13:08Donovan!
01:13:12Here you are
01:13:14Well, you've led me a fine chase
01:13:16You piled up my elopement, ruined my wedding
01:13:18All of your stripes for this
01:13:19Oh, sir, Salty and Sparks won AWOL
01:13:21I was chasing them
01:13:23Salty and Sparks, are they around here?
01:13:25Somewhere, sir
01:13:26I lost them in the alley
01:13:27But they've got to be in this block
01:13:29Well, I'll tell you
01:13:30You go around this way
01:13:31And I'll go around this way
01:13:32And we're sure to nail them
01:13:33Okay, and if they're responsible
01:13:35They'll spend their next three enlistments in the brig
01:13:37Aye, aye, sir
01:13:39Igralny kapuchnost, second line
01:13:42Comrades!
01:13:43Lieutenant Smith is walking down the street
01:13:46Pack up everything, out the back door
01:13:48Just a minute
01:13:49He's the very man we want
01:13:51He knows the code
01:13:52Come
01:13:53Right
01:13:56Hey, look
01:14:03What do you know?
01:14:04It's a skipper
01:14:05I wonder why he got off the train
01:14:17I never knew him to pass out like that
01:14:19Me neither
01:14:21Let's go
01:14:22Let's go
01:14:33Trying to be a hero will gain you nothing, lieutenant
01:14:37Start talking
01:14:38What is the key to this code?
01:14:39I've told you, it isn't in code
01:14:41We know what you were doing on Monofalu Island
01:14:44And don't say observing weather again
01:14:48How do you decipher it?
01:14:49It isn't a cipher
01:14:53This must be it
01:14:57Hoist me up
01:15:02Speak up, you capitalistic beak
01:15:04But I've told you the truth
01:15:07Massage him again
01:15:12It's your turn
01:15:13It's your turn
01:15:14It's the last time
01:15:15It's hard work
01:15:18It's hard work
01:15:28Hold still
01:15:32You clumsy fool
01:15:34Now look what you have done
01:15:35This bourgeoisie can't take him
01:15:37Next time I'll...
01:15:38Next time I'll kill him
01:15:39And we will never find what we are after
01:15:41Leave him be
01:15:42I will get the experts
01:15:48Shh
01:15:56As you command, comrade
01:16:01He's sending two specialists
01:16:03One number 58 and number 89
01:16:06They will identify themselves with a password
01:16:09Nizhny Novgorod
01:16:11Nizhny Novgorod
01:16:13Let me down
01:16:17Come on
01:16:20Come on
01:16:23Put this on
01:16:33O'Donovan
01:16:34Oh, Miss Prentiss
01:16:38Have you seen Steve around here?
01:16:39Oh yes, he's going around the block that way
01:16:41And I'm going around the block this way
01:16:43The only thing is I've been around five times
01:16:45And I keep missing him
01:16:46He's probably hiding with that woman he's been chasing
01:16:49Woman?
01:16:50Oh no, we're after two sailors that have gone AWOL
01:16:53Not no dames
01:16:54You are?
01:16:55Sure
01:16:56O'Donovan, I love you
01:17:02Minsk
01:17:03Nizhny Novgorod
01:17:07Enter, comrades
01:17:12Where is the enemy of the proletariat?
01:17:15Back there
01:17:16Out from the way, passengers
01:17:24Aha!
01:17:25So you are the stubborn one
01:17:28No, no, we're just running a chair
01:17:30Pardon me, but you do look like a traitor
01:17:36Number 89, get to work
01:17:38The rest of you, out from the room
01:17:41Scram, scram, out
01:17:43Out, out from the room
01:17:48Take it easy, Skipper, we'll get you loose
01:17:49Nice going
01:17:54This victim, he needs special treatment, proper equipment
01:17:58Bring car to front door, we take him to laboratory
01:18:02We take trunk too
01:18:06I hope they hurry, this thing itches
01:18:07Psst
01:18:10Our gaiters
01:18:11Is it all there?
01:18:12I don't know
01:18:13One, two
01:18:14You can't count it now
01:18:19Hey, what's all this?
01:18:21Oh, it's nothing, sir, nothing at all
01:18:24Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
01:18:28These names
01:18:34Letters with my signature
01:18:37Pictures of me
01:18:40Why, you two, no good
01:18:42Double-crossing her
01:18:43But sir, we didn't mean any harm
01:18:44Look, come here
01:18:45We're having fun
01:18:46Come here
01:18:47I tell you, we didn't mean any harm
01:18:48All we were doing was...
01:18:51I'll do the commutation
01:18:56Boys, come here
01:18:57Boys
01:19:01If we get my hands on them, the British are in
01:19:03And if he fails, he'll bite you into the dust
01:19:05The car, she's ready
01:19:07They tie up his hands again
01:19:08I'll look for the cipher
01:19:12I'll get you two out of here
01:19:14Let's get in the car, it's time
01:19:16You bring the trunk
01:19:28Well
01:19:29Nizhny Novgorod
01:19:30Nizhny Novgorod
01:19:36Comrade Peter
01:19:37Let's go
01:19:39Let's go to Nizhny Novgorod
01:19:42Nizhny Novgorod?
01:19:43Yes
01:19:44Here it comes, Skipper
01:19:45Battle stations
01:19:50Capuchnik, go ahead
01:20:08Oh, Peter
01:20:24Sorry, my daughter
01:20:25Get her
01:20:37Do you have a match?
01:21:07Did you see a man with a beard?
01:21:21Yeah, he went over there
01:21:22Uh-huh
01:21:24Oh
01:21:36Help! Help! Help!
01:21:38Help!
01:21:52That's right, Senator
01:21:54Just about the bravest and cleverest thing a man ever did for his country
01:21:57You see, Lieutenant Smith heard that enemy agents were getting information from our Navy men
01:22:01So, he decided to lay a trap
01:22:03And when this caviar cutie fell into it
01:22:05He saw a chance to nab the whole spy ring
01:22:07And we only helped him just a little bit
01:22:09He's the real hero
01:22:10Boy, I'm proud of you
01:22:12Your country's proud of you
01:22:14And I'm in love with you
01:22:37Oh
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